Texas-Style Firearm Concealment

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 8/08/2009 4:23pm

From the land where all is larger than life, a new definition of "body-cavity search" may be in the offing...to prevent offing:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09080...besity_offbeat

Insert *ahem* jokes about where to hide ICBMS...somewhere else.

**Zapruder** · Posted On: 8/08/2009 4:45pm

They forgot to mention the 3 cheetos, tv remote, a box of capm crunch, and half a mummified squirrel.

**IMightBeWrong** · Posted On: 8/09/2009 1:21am

Originally Posted by Zapruder

They forgot to mention the 3 cheetos, tv remote, a box of capm crunch, and half a mummified squirrel.

They didn't forget. They omitted those items to protect the image of Frito Lay and Quaker. And now you've gone and ruined it. Nice going, now they're going to reduce the amount of sugar in my Capn Crunch...

I imagine the guy looks something like this:

He's not really cupping his breasts. He just wants you to think he is, he's actually trying to keep his nine from falling out from under his left bosom.