Texas-Style Firearm Concealment
From the land where all is larger than life, a new definition of "body-cavity search" may be in the offing...to prevent offing:
Insert *ahem* jokes about where to hide ICBMS...somewhere else.
They forgot to mention the 3 cheetos, tv remote, a box of capm crunch, and half a mummified squirrel.
Originally Posted by OnceLost
Originally Posted by It is Fake
They didn't forget. They omitted those items to protect the image of Frito Lay and Quaker. And now you've gone and ruined it. Nice going, now they're going to reduce the amount of sugar in my Capn Crunch...
Originally Posted by Zapruder
I imagine the guy looks something like this:
He's not really cupping his breasts. He just wants you to think he is, he's actually trying to keep his nine from falling out from under his left bosom.
I truly expected to open this thread and see a tank