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    Ninja?? Pah! They are thieves! Ninjitsu is nothing more than an imitation of the Sun Source of martial arts, Sinanju. [/Chiun] But on a more serious note, this movie surprisingly wasn't a waste of my time. Now, when do they get to that Remo Williams remake?!

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    With only 4 posts & having not paid the proper tribute....you don't get to make Sinanju jokes.

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
    GIJoe & the upcoming Ninja Assassin prove one thing.

    It takes a Korean to be a real ninja.

    Or a Scottish Wushu guy.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Or a Scottish Wushu guy.
    His family name is Park.

    Do I have to spell that out for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
    His family name is Park.

    Do I have to spell that out for you?
    And of course Park is only a Korean surname since they invented everything.
    :happy7:

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Blood View Post
    Ninja?? Pah! They are thieves! Ninjitsu is nothing more than an imitation of the Sun Source of martial arts, Sinanju. [/Chiun] But on a more serious note, this movie surprisingly wasn't a waste of my time. Now, when do they get to that Remo Williams remake?!
    a.) Don't make Sinanju jokes around DerAuslander108 -- he's a little touchy about them. Especially because he has every reason to belive he is the prophesied Dead White Night Tiger...

    b.) I second the notion about a Remo Williams reboot. That would be awesome wrapped in bacon served on silver platters by serving girls in diaphonous clothes. (Is thar too much?)

    And now, the dancing ninja!:ninjadanc

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    The dichotomy between movie ninjers and real life wannabes is striking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_nye68 View Post
    The dichotomy between movie ninjers and real life wannabes is striking
    "Dichotomy?" To quote another 80's pop culture phenom: "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

    I see no difference between movie ninjas and real life wannabes. To wit:

    1) Both love silly costumes.

    2) Both are melodramatic.

    3) Both talk big (when the movie ninja talk at all).

    4) Both love gadgets and weapons.

    5) Both excel in scripted fight scenes.

    So, what differences do you see between the two varieties?

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    Movie ninja rock, and I must admit Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow where my childhood heroes and inspiration for starting MA. However, I couldn't enjoy the movie due to the giant lip mask Snake Eyes was wearing. It looked rediculous.

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    damm sty when you put it like that...

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