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  1. Truculent Sheep is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squerlli View Post
    Lmfao, I fucking love you guys. I'm actually getting pissed on san miguel at some night club right. Did a few shots of jack earlier so we'll see where the night takes me. Ohh look a hobo started a fight...
    Next time go to Romford. If we make it through the night alive, you can have a kebab.
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    Yay! First time I legitimately puked. And I was barley buzzed.

    Here's what I had to drink in order of consumption:
    1 jack and coke
    1 shot of jack
    2 san miguels
    1 double shot of jaigermeister on the rocks
    1 corona
    And finally a jaigermeister and coke

    Left the club with my sister, made some gay dudes and fugly russian girls laugh with retarded stories about NYC, caught a cab and went home.

    Here's how I know I wasn't pissed, and also why I puked: We almost ran over 3 fucking people. 2 bicyclist's (the first one was wearing a bright green fucking helmet, and the second one actually had some glow in the dark crap all over his wheels, HOW DO YOU MISS THAT!?!?!?!?), and 1 hipster looking guy (okay that I didn't feel too bad about but still).

    My head is fucking pounding by the end of the ride, the cabby doesn't even apologize and when I get back inside the hotel I puke my brains out in the bathroom. So I go to sleep sick and dead sober.

    Things to remember:
    1) When eating heavy food before drinking don't think just because you're not feeling anything the "DO NOT MIX UP YOUR DRINKS" rule doesn't apply to you.
    2) Even when your drunk, English girls are still really ugly :(
    3) The gay dudes in London are actually prettier then 99% of the women :(
    4) Drinking jaigermeister is like being in an abusive relationship. You know it's going to kick your ass when you go back to it but in the back of your head you think "Maybe it really did change?" and then 6 shots later you doing blow off the dead hooker you just strangled.
  3. Kovacs is online now
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    8/27/2009 7:42am


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    It's good to see you got back in the saddle so quickly Squerlli. It's a shame you didn't see any English 'roses' but keep drinking like that and I promise that on your return here, the isles will be awash with busty sex goddesses.

    Jagermeister has that kind of power.
  4. Lebell is offline
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    Posted On:
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    why is everybody in the UK so friggin violent?
    did you notice how uptight and violent those limeys are, squerli?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    why is everybody in the UK so friggin violent?
    did you notice how uptight and violent those limeys are, squerli?
    Being so close to France just stresses us out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kambei Shimada View Post
    Being so close to France just stresses us out.
    remind me, how many towns in england have french names again?
    30? 40?

    ghehe
  7. Kovacs is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    why is everybody in the UK so friggin violent?
    did you notice how uptight and violent those limeys are, squerli?
    It's all the lava and glass. It makes us tetchy.
  8. Totemicist is offline

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    8/27/2009 8:15am


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    why is everybody in the UK so friggin violent?
    did you notice how uptight and violent those limeys are, squerli?
    You lanky streak of piss when you come to London I will teach you a lesson for calling us violent....err I'm not really helping our cause am I?

    Personally I think it is the fact that there are so many of us living on a small island with **** weather and we are no longer allowed to steal countries and slaughter their inhabitants on a whim.
  9. M.C. is offline
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    This is all I do: girls, photography and BJJ...

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    Posted On:
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    That is true, England, is full of ugly cunts and twats, there was one, in words ONE girl I might have given the lavatory pass... I mean seriously, how do you reproduce? Is that the reason for you extensive alcohol abuse? I don't know, but England is just so *throw up* yeah squerlli, I think the Jägermeister was not the reason for your down fall. See you in The US of A...
    PS: When are you going to be back?
    Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

    At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

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  10. Totemicist is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    remind me, how many towns in england have french names again?
    30? 40?

    ghehe
    You clearly don't understand that once they are in our country they are no longer french names.

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