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  1. Kovacs is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    And whatever you do, don't admit to training in anything. They'll have some smart-arsed quip about some deadly move that could counter anything you may have to offer.

    Or even worse, they may ask you to throw something so that they can demonstrate how it works. I humoured an old WC mate once and ended up being on the receiving end of some spazzy Chi-sau in the middle of a packed bar.

    Fucking embarrassing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKovacs View Post
    And whatever you do, don't admit to training in anything.
    Wise words. Has anyone else had the experience of admitting to training in something at a party or somesuch and someone asking for a demonstration, expecting you to be able to impressively incapacitate them without hurting them at all? I try to explain that I'm no expert and what my training would mostly tell me to do in such a situation would be to clinch them and knee them until they fell over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by galois View Post
    Wise words. Has anyone else had the experience of admitting to training in something at a party or somesuch and someone asking for a demonstration, expecting you to be able to impressively incapacitate them without hurting them at all? I try to explain that I'm no expert and what my training would mostly tell me to do in such a situation would be to clinch them and knee them until they fell over.
    oh dude, ive had hundreds of situations.
    a nice selection: i met a ninja master who was superdeadly, he never even wondered wether i did anything and said arrogantly:come on throw any puch you like!
    i did.

    one time me and the bjj dudes are out for a beer on a saturdaynight and this wing chun master saw the bjj shirts some were wearing, he started bout eyegauging n ****, moments later one of the blue belts had him in a rnc.
    (he's known to do that)

    ive seen a dwarf that was a 3rd degree shotokan bb, he did a groundform, it was like some epileptic seizure but at least he bought us a pint when we were done laughing.

    wing chun and ninjas are very attractive to dense people over here.
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    8/26/2009 10:04am


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    I'm glad you all had a good time and treated our America cousin with the respect he... ah, **** it, got him pissed.

    And well done Squerlli for necking all that lager. I'm one of "them", and when I go back to the UK I get fucking lamp-posted well quickly now... the beer is stronger and each pint is 25% bigger!
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    Whilst Squerlli does totally deserve props, that was a social pace. There weren't any Jaeger Bombs or Jedis and we didn't visit any of the ropey pubs with the minimum 9% Belgian combat juice.

    It's actually quite nice stuff. Strangely.
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    hmmm jaeger bombs....
    it prolonged my birthday with two days.
    the headache that was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    hmmm jaeger bombs....
    it prolonged my birthday with two days.
    the headache that was.
    But shortened your life by two days in turn. They're fucking lethal.
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    I was also mixing his drinks up as much as possible to get the most fuckedness possible out of him.

    He dealt with it quite well
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp

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    Careful, all this praise will go to his head. He'll be demanding Phrost make him a Union Jack tag or something next... "I survived the UK BUllies"
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    Lmfao, I fucking love you guys. I'm actually getting pissed on san miguel at some night club right. Did a few shots of jack earlier so we'll see where the night takes me. Ohh look a hobo started a fight...

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