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Posted On:
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It looks like a parody and the opening paragraph has this very cheeky British tounge in cheek feel to it.
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"It is well to know how to utilise the momentum of a cycle in disabling an opponent to the best effect. To deliver a blow whilst riding — say, at the head of an objectionable small boy who has been indulging in the dangerous practice of throwing a cap at your wheel, and stands in need of punishment — or at the head of an assailant of larger growth — it is necessary to swerve suddenly as you come alongside, so that you throw the balance of your machine over towards your assailant! Leaning well over you deliver a swinging, slightly upward, and frontward, blow with your hand or your weapon. If the blow be timed well, the shock of the recoil — which, it must be understood, would otherwise be disastrous — will have no other effect than to throw your machine back into an upright position, and to cause you to regain your balance easily, when you may ride on in triumph."
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On a similar, but decidedly more modern bent is the following piece in New York Magazine:
Bike Jousting in Brooklyn.
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people...ligencer/9381/
In further bizarreness, one of these groups contracted my old martial arts school about teaching their members some self-defense stuff. I wasn't there for this workshop, but apparently it was entertaining.Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.
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8/04/2009 12:23pm
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That article was quite entertaining! I wouldn't be surprised if Jackie Chan had a fight scene with bicycles in one of his movies using some of the tactics shown.
Let your anger be like a monkey trapped inside a pinata; waiting inside, hoping that the children don't break through with the stick.
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Posted On:
8/05/2009 5:56pm
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Let your anger be like a monkey trapped inside a pinata; waiting inside, hoping that the children don't break through with the stick.
-Master Tang (Kung Pow! Enter the Fist)
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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8/04/2009 3:24am
Style: Bartitsu
Self Protection on a Cycle from 1901