The Quote Graveyard

**Phrost** · Posted On: 3/15/2004 8:52am

"I said Krabbi Krabong becasue most people just don't know what it is. But when one of your weapons is an armored war elephant how much ass do you kick?"

--White Shark discussing underrated martial arts

**The Wastrel** · Posted On: 4/12/2004 1:58am

The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
- Pizdoff

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 4/13/2004 2:03pm

Actually, I'm on the same page as Omega. Why is it "Jeet Kune Do" is just Kali, BJJ, Muay Thai, Dumog and some trapping? It's like...get your own style, "no-styler"! -- The Wastrel

"The problem with BJJ is that it has no answer to the dim mak. If you combined bjj with dim mak, then it might not be a sport anymore, but until then, it's really just badminton with brazillians." -- KC Elbows

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 4/17/2004 6:32pm

"The problem with BJJ is that it has no answer to the dim mak. If you combined bjj with dim mak, then it might not be a sport anymore, but until then, it's really just badminton with brazillians." -- KC Elbows

**Shuma-Gorath** · Posted On: 4/17/2004 7:00pm

Originally posted by bunyip
Holy cow. After actually reading Mathius100's post, I wish to retract my previous statement. I did not intend to dignify his suggestions with a response. I am dumber for having read that post. I could actually feel my brain cells committing hari-kari with each sentence.

**Shuma-Gorath** · Posted On: 4/18/2004 6:43pm

Originally posted by Boyd
My very first post on Bullshido was, indeed, this very question. And friend, I got a lot of answers just like the one above.

The best advice I can give you has naturally already been said. Take up Tai Chi. Sure, you'll go through an unbelievable amount of bullshit just to supplement one aspect of your Judo game that needs to be improved within an extremely limited timeframe, and sure, being relaxed while doing forms and being relaxed when someone twice your size is trying to hit you with an entire planet are two totally different things, but regardless, the message is simple: TAKE UP TAI CHI.

**Shuma-Gorath** · Posted On: 4/20/2004 9:35am

Shumagorath: I'll be impressed when an Aikido demo shows and aikidoka defeating someone who actually wants to hit him.

shihonage: If you want a demo of (an) Aikidoka defeating someone who wants to hit him, maybe I should (post) my clip of Seagal's fight sequences from his early films.

**Osu** · Posted On: 4/20/2004 10:28am

Originally posted by Monkey Punch
So I checked this guys site. He has a "Tiny Tigers" kid's program.

Kids = Money. Remeber that.

Someone should start a "Mini Royce" program.

"Look Daddy, this is called a rear naked choke. Daddy?"

**Phrost** · Posted On: 4/27/2004 5:42pm

"Its true* Dillman isn't allowed to fight in the UFC because people want a show and with him KOing people in seconds people wouldn't want to watch. Dana White once said, "I got to keep people intrested. Dillman's way of fighting is too effective and people would not want to watch and the UFC would die."**

*and by true I mean FULL OF BS
**my source is THE DON'T BELIEVE THE BS TIMES issue 2003

--Asia

**HAPKO3** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 11:27am

I'm retiring my old signature.

Martial arts history has shown that kicks were originally designed for horses. Back then if you had a calvary, ofcourse you would have the upper hand on the foot soldiers. So the foot soldiers came up with a way to knock the riders off of their horse during battle. The low kicks were designed to break the horses knee joint, which would make the horse go down and the rider would fall off. The high kicks were designed to break the riders leg, you can imagine trying to put preshure in a sturip with a broken leg....
-mike-IHF from MAP Forums