Posted On:2/24/2004 9:17pm
Style: BJJ - Homeland Security
I don't know if I should admit to earning this one:
Originally posted by Boyd
I wish there existed an emoticon for giving you head.
Last edited by Dreadnought; 4/20/2004 10:30am at .
Posted On:2/25/2004 2:59am
Style: Yin Ten Do / Judo
Originally posted by mike reese:
We must protect Kungfoolss because it is fairly obvious that he is a very vulnerable individual.
It is common knowledge that grandiose rhetoric, hollow threats and obsessive hatred and mistreatment of others masks pain and possible early sexual abuse.
When we find Kungfoolss we should not bitch-slap him like a pimply-faced teen, rather, we should offer him warm milk, hugs and a blanket.
Posted On:2/25/2004 11:43am
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
"It is better for the XMA artists to wear a different uniform than (the) traditional one, that way they don't get confused with real martial artists."
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:2/27/2004 12:41am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
The Man, The Myth, The Vargas:
Okay, stupid question, but I have to ask it. What, exactly, do you guys mean with the word 'underrated'?
If you mean 'More effective than most people think', then definitely get Aikido the hell off that list. Aikido people are totally convinced that elderly Japanese aikidoka and Steven Seagal are the deadly creatures in the friggin' universe. Even worse, normal people are now starting to spread this bullshit. It's fairly nauseating.
If you mean 'Obscure and not really well know outside certain circles', then ix-nay on the injutsu-nay. Ninjas are right up there with Navy SEALs on the pop culture super-saturation hit parade. Is there really anyone on the Planet Earth who HAS NOT heard of ninjas and how unbelievably deadly and unstoppable they are? Christ, it almost enough to make you take up Aikido.
If you mean 'Mistakenly underestimated by people who should know better', then it's a fair question and well worth the debate. There have probably been a lot of ass-beating preceded with the quote "You're an advanced student in WHAT??".
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Posted On:3/02/2004 3:49am
Style: JKD, BJJ
I was looking at some of my first posts and came across two old sigs I gad:
I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert.
"Everyone listen to her. The walking timebomb..." -- USARULES, talking about the author.
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:3/03/2004 3:17pm
If I lived in Hoo-Hoo Holler, I'd get in street fights every Saturday night too. Here, winning a rousing game of "Street Fighter" against a 5 year old Hmong kid is likely to erupt into a one-sided gangwar of John Woo proportions. -Wastrel
One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...
Posted On:3/03/2004 3:45pm
Style: Kung Fu
"...I will tell you something that may shock you, may apall you, but so the truth may be told I will divulge my own private humiliation. Once we met his hands were all over me! Grabbing, pulling, he was wrapping his legs around me and trying to close me into his breast. I felt violated, abused, taken advantage of and the next morning...disrespected."
“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
Posted On:3/05/2004 4:34am
Originally posted by Dochter
It is times like this, the akward silence after someone says something so profoundly assinine as to stop everyone in their tracks, that I realize that I should be and am very thankful for the life I've been lucky enough to live and for the people I've been lucky enough to have had love me.
Then I realize part of the luck may be tied to the fact that I'm not a complete and utter dipshit.
Posted On:3/05/2004 1:25pm
Style: Liu Seong Gung Fu
'fer fighting over sex because fighting, power, and skills woudl get you MUCH further in your life than sticking your dick in some hole UNLESS you are porn star :-D'
he is quite right. essential lessons for training, especially for wanting to compete. and if I remember, FD is trying to get good enough to get in the ring.
For him, this is perfect advice.
lord of the glen
Posted On:3/14/2004 2:38am
your damn right Fatality Dragon, dont listen to these fools.
procreation is bad ok? DO NOT have any children.
CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
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