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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    My current one:

    Actually, I'm on the same page as Omega. Why is it "Jeet Kune Do" is just Kali, BJJ, Muay Thai, Dumog and some trapping? It's like...get your own style, "no-styler"! -- The Wastrel
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    Just so hedgehogey's point total in this thread isn't totally dominated by The Wastrel's, I'll have to post my now retiring sig that contained his eloquent defence of his masturbatory habits.


    "WAY TO IGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID, ASHLOFF VON SCHIEZERMEISTER. How many times do I have to tell you. I DO NOT JERK TO SHAR, OR ANYONE ELSE ON BULLSHIDO." - Hedgehogey
    Deluxe247 tells it like it is:

    you ninja fags just got owned in a bad way. this thread should go to the classics and mega thread forum due to the sheer size of taebo_master and gajusceaser's penis. (with which they just smacked across these ninja's faces)
    from:

    This Classic Thread - http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9653&perpage=15&pagenum ber=14

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    Omega:

    "I don't like street fighting because it hurts my hand when I punch the pavement"

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    Originally posted by FingerorMoon?
    I disagree. You should get points if you are mentioned.
    + points for positive mention, - points for derogatory mention.
    so Fatality Dragon as like -16?
    "ARGH SURF NINJAS *implodes* " the cruel fate of Stold3

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    Had this in my sig a while:

    Originally posted by deus ex machina
    One pressure point application I like is the knife to the balls.
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    some newbie aikido guy has a sig that says ' too much karate makes you agressive, too much judo makes you passive and too much aikido makes you arrogant'

    i pray that he is being sarcastic

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    "You're comparing apples to dogshit"

    Phrost?

    great quote in so many ways.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm only up to two sigs so far. My first one was from Squall (by the way, did he get banned? I honestly can't remember):

    "Go cry about it Vargas, aren't you late for your shift at McDonald's?"

    My favorite, though, would have to be (and this is a paraphrase):

    "Talking about the differences between BJJ and Judo is like talking about the differences between jacking off and giving yourself a hand-job"
    "I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."


    - George Plimpton
    "Shadow Box"

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    Omen once say something like this "The place where I have a gigantic huge cock and I am the king of Mushroom people"

    Also Boyd once have "Your wife is uglier than any ugly pig" which he use as his sign for few days.

    Other one was "Martial art style: Karma Sutra for homo" I don't rember who use this one but I typed this in.

    My favorite one is "Go practice your submission on Uncle Jeb's goat" by someone who was mocking J-Kid but I don't remeber who typed that in.
    I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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    Based on other comments you've made, I think you actually agree with your current sig:
    "I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!"

    You are a sad case.

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