The Quote Graveyard

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 9/14/2007 2:34pm

nicktkd - Also many of the fights involving two people who aren't committed to winning end up on the ground. But if you use TKD and the power it has you will be fine without ever rolling around on the ground.

Amazing. :laughing1

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 11/20/2007 7:17pm

Originally Posted by Bishop

If he didn't want to be knee'd in the face, he shouldn't have been in that position. Way too many instructors think they look good beating up or dominating their students. It's chickenshit, and the students learn absolutely nothing from it.

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**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 2/13/2008 3:33pm

Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless

I had sex with your mom once, she wouldn't stop licking my face, and her tail kept getting in my way.

another: "It takes a special kind of asshole to brag about being humble."

*edit*
another: "Now that you know where I stand, bend over."

Originally Posted by GoldenJonas

This deserve a +rep IMHO...

You want a war, fine. You want to track down and harass my friends, fine. Now, you will all learn why you fear the darkness. Me and my boys will be coming for you. And we won’t be shooting pictures, brother.

Ashida Kim

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 10/04/2008 9:17am

Originally Posted by Bujinkan

Sand is a pretty natural substance found on beaches and on the ground. salt packets are found in restaurants. if you can see something coming, you can grab some salt off of a nearby table. also, cartwheels or rolls are good to grab sand. if you see someone do a fucking cartwheel, youre first thought is gonna be bullshidoka. easy win. then youre temporarily blind.(if it works of course, everything can fail.) of course, its bad to do if someone is rushing you, but if you get a little distance, it is useful.

Originally Posted by Bujinkan

...sand or salt, however, tends to get stuck in the eyelashes, and falls into the eyes when they are opened or blinked.

Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD:

you write that like you've done it a lot. have you had many opportunities to, uh, you know... fucking throw salt in people's eyes?

because i've only done it maybe, oh, 60 or 70 times, [/and i'm not sure that's enough to really nail a hardcore scientific observation.

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**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 2/23/2009 5:00pm

Tom Kagan is on a fucking roll today!

Originally Posted by Tom Kagan

It's no skin off my nose if you are happy being full of ****.

Originally Posted by Tom Kagan

Stop masturbating in public and don't ask the one person on this site whose time is the most valuable to the site to join you in a jerk fest.

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 3/13/2009 9:52pm

Originally Posted by FictionPimp
Sometimes, while I'm choking people via RNC, I like to take the hand that is behind their head and stroke their hair while whispering "Shhh...it will all be over soon...ssshhhhh."

**3moose1** · Posted On: 3/14/2009 11:04am

What!? No posts from moosey!?

:(!

**patfromlogan** · Posted On: 3/17/2009 9:04pm

And here's a worthwhile quote...

Originally Posted by 3moose1

What!? No posts from moosey!?

:(!

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and another Omegaism

Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless

"Um....Yeah, you may want to try the school down the street"

"What do you think of them"

"A little watered down for my taste....should be fine for you".