Thread: The Quote Graveyard
7/21/2004 10:42am, #91
"I think Hannibal is a robot. He doesn't pass the Turing test"
Shumagorath to Bolverk:
I would have pegged you as a sweaty Norman Bates type who jerks it to Sean Hannity.
JKDChick to some 5 post troll:
Do you have a target actually tattooed onto your forehead, or (d)o you just go through a lot of body paint?
7/28/2004 12:03am, #92
The Wastrel making fun of tai-gip:
"Why is it that people who have absolutely NOTHING to do whatsoever with science (including the elementary study of it) think that they have, between shift breaks at Wendy's, arrived at some world-altering conclusion?"MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX
"blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
"Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"
7/28/2004 6:06am, #93Originally posted by Osiris
8/08/2004 1:20pm, #94
"This is the best advice you'll get, so print out this thread, then leave your school."
"My foot caught by your ass cheeks does not constitute a grappling curriculum."
8/15/2004 3:23pm, #95
Originally posted by Luan
- Join Date
- Aug 2004
- Secret Ninja Training Camp
I'll slam my fist into your forehead until my knuckles TASTE CONCRETE ************
8/17/2004 5:12pm, #96
I feel confident that if I am ever attacked from the left by a right-handed man slowly swinging a pole at shoulder height, I will be able to kick his ass, assuming that he doesn't resist and that I make my horse stance deeper." -- bunyip
"Nope, because he's pretty much one of the walking dead once he accepted this fight." -- Reis, re: TKD guy fighting in the WEC on HalloweenMonkey Ninjas! Attack!
9/27/2004 4:17am, #97
tttCLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
10/08/2004 12:29am, #98
10/24/2004 3:36pm, #99
10/26/2004 10:13am, #100
One of the best things to ever come out of a Kungfoolss threadOriginally Posted by Strat_Tones