Neutral, or nearly so
Posted On:7/21/2004 10:42am
"I think Hannibal is a robot. He doesn't pass the Turing test"
Shumagorath to Bolverk:
I would have pegged you as a sweaty Norman Bates type who jerks it to Sean Hannity.
JKDChick to some 5 post troll:
Do you have a target actually tattooed onto your forehead, or (d)o you just go through a lot of body paint?
Posted On:7/28/2004 12:03am
Style: Filthy Jailhouse Tactics
The Wastrel making fun of tai-gip:
"Why is it that people who have absolutely NOTHING to do whatsoever with science (including the elementary study of it) think that they have, between shift breaks at Wendy's, arrived at some world-altering conclusion?"
MY NAME IS ANTAGONY I SUCK AT COMBAT SPORTS KTHX
"blahblahblah, but I don't think I'm going to train tonight."
"Well if that were true, then I'd really REALLY want to come train!"
The Eternal n00b
Posted On:7/28/2004 6:06am
Style: CM Boxing/BJJ/RBSD
Originally posted by Osiris
That wasn't Angry Spastic or whatever his name was?
Posted On:8/08/2004 1:20pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
"This is the best advice you'll get, so print out this thread, then leave your school."
"My foot caught by your ass cheeks does not constitute a grappling curriculum."
Posted On:8/15/2004 3:23pm
Style: Muay Thai
Originally posted by Luan
I'll slam my fist into your forehead until my knuckles TASTE CONCRETE ************
Posted On:8/17/2004 5:12pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
I feel confident that if I am ever attacked from the left by a right-handed man slowly swinging a pole at shoulder height, I will be able to kick his ass, assuming that he doesn't resist and that I make my horse stance deeper." -- bunyip
"Nope, because he's pretty much one of the walking dead once he accepted this fight." -- Reis, re: TKD guy fighting in the WEC on Halloween
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
lord of the glen
Posted On:9/27/2004 4:17am
Style: Kung Fu
CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
Posted On:10/08/2004 12:29am
Originally posted by J-kid
Your an idoit
Posted On:10/24/2004 3:36pm
Style: BJJ - Homeland Security
Originally Posted by manchuria
Hello I would like to advertise my resteraunt. This resteraunt does not rob graves for their meat. NO GRAVE ROBBING HERE. I do not think you will be dissapointed.
Posted On:10/26/2004 10:13am
Originally Posted by Strat_Tones
Effective martial arts don't attempt to solve every variable. It just isn't possible. Ask your BJJ instructor what you should do if your opponent is trying to punch you in the face when you are attempting an arm bar from the guard. Here is what he'll probably say: "Try to avoid it and keep working for the arm bar." In real life you can't defend everything, and if you want to get an arm bar you might have to eat some punches.
Here is what a Bullshido instructor will say: "Groundfighting isn't effective, because there could be an alligator in the area. Instead, focus on your Chin Puk Koon alligator escape technique, and remember to stuff a rotting chicken carcass down your attacker's pants. That way the alligator will attack him. The rotting chicken is a principle, not a technique, which is what makes it effective."
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