Bruce Lee vs Brock Lesnar

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 1:44pm

Who would win in a fight? Brock Lesnar or Master Blaster?!?!

**Angry Mandrill** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:11pm

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

you must have gotten punched in the face by bruce

it was, in fact, a flying teabag. my nose looks like wrinkly old bruce balls

**Grindio** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:14pm

Originally Posted by Gabetuno

I think you make them look like a fucking MENSA convention. Shut the **** up, and learn how to post a god damn useful thread.

i think most of the theads on this section are not so useful so i guess U made me look like the leader of the MENSA convention so thanks and now put ur helmet back on cuz its time for u to make it to class XD

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:18pm

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:26pm

Naaa, bitches,

KLAMP CHAMP would **** them both, because of his super senses!!!

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:29pm

Originally Posted by Grindio

i think most of the theads on this section are not so useful so i guess U made me look like the leader of the MENSA convention so thanks and now put ur helmet back on cuz its time for u to make it to class XD

I'm pretty sure nobody at MENSA spells like you do, thug. You fucking fail at comprehending sarcasm.

Shouldn't you be doing some summer reading? The 9th grade can be an arduous transition.

Do you know what arduous means, you illiterate ****?

**Stick & Submit** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:40pm

I think the reality is this--

If Bruce were 32 today and had a BJJ black belt in addition to what seemed to be a pretty sick stand-up game (his speed and power seemed to be the real deal), he might be the best lightweight in MMA.

But Bruce was just that-- a lightweight. I think his average weight was like 150-155. There's no way that any lightweight could handle having Brock on top of them, and though Bruce was lightning fast and had phenomenal footwork, he was also 5'7" and wouldn't have the reach to be able to stand up with Brock.

Honestly, the only chance Bruce would have would be to stay out of range and come in with his straight lead to Brock's head. That would be the first thing he'd want to do, because Brock would just immediately shoot in and take him down. If Bruce did land the straight lead right on the button, rocking Brock, he might be able to follow it up with some good combinations, but it's hard to imagine Brock not being able to smother Bruce even after being rocked.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:44pm

Originally Posted by Stick & Submit

I think the reality is this--

If Bruce were 32 today and had a BJJ black belt in addition to what seemed to be a pretty sick stand-up game (his speed and power seemed to be the real deal), he might be the best lightweight in MMA.

But Bruce was just that-- a lightweight. I think his average weight was like 150-155. There's no way that any lightweight could handle having Brock on top of them, and though Bruce was lightning fast and had phenomenal footwork, he was also 5'7" and wouldn't have the reach to be able to stand up with Brock.

Honestly, the only chance Bruce would have would be to stay out of range and come in with his straight lead to Brock's head. That would be the first thing he'd want to do, because Brock would just immediately shoot in and take him down. If Bruce did land the straight lead right on the button, rocking Brock, he might be able to follow it up with some good combinations, but it's hard to imagine Brock not being able to smother Bruce even after being rocked.

This would fall under the:

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

argument.

**madrigan** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:45pm

Originally Posted by Stick & Submit

It would all depend on whether or not Bruce had nunchucks and the element of surprise...

Heh. Reminds me of "Batman can beat anyone, if he has enough time to prepare."

Which is true, of course.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:46pm

If you're going to discuss an imaginary match between a dead guy and someone else, it's only fair to make that someone else a dead guy.

Bruce Lee vs. Eugene Fastow? Anyone?