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    Hilarious MMA blog

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed...-doll-physics/

    Highlights:

    Rashad Evans's Brain: "Guard our face."
    Rashad Evans: "You... ouch... can't hurt me!"
    Rashad Evans's Brain: "The guy barely even speaks English, stop playing mind games with his hands."
    Rashad Evans: "Ow! You hit like a bitch!"
    Rashad Evans's Brain: "Alright, **** you. I'm not staying awake for this."
    Rashad Evans's Legs: "Hey, we're falling this direction!"
    Rashad Evans's Brain: "Oh, don't you start with me too. You do what you want, but I'm going this way!"
    Mirko Cro Cop is a martial artist, part of the Croatian Parliament and a member of a special forces anti-terrorist unit. Also, after kicking 25 brave human heads into low orbit, he is personally considered Croatia's only space program.
    Cro Cop toppled all over himself, ragdolling so hard that his foot was on backwards when he landed. Croatia's space program was now an unconscious heap of wrongly-inserted Mr. Potato Head parts.
    Going into UFC 100, Michael "The Count" Bisbing had managed to build up a full steam of douchebaggery with his pre-fight comments and dick behavior on The Ultimate Fighter reality show. The crowd was definitely not on his side.
    Luckily, if this hurt Bisbing's feelings, Henderson hit him hard enough in the second round that he got to walk through a tunnel and talk to Jesus personally about it. Dan's right hand dropped him like a cartoon. He hit him so hard that even gravity got scared. Bisbing hung in mid-air for a moment while gravity screamed at inertia, "Did you see that ****!?" Then, after a high five, the two universal forces quit screwing around and yanked Bisbing's limp body into the floor.
    Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
    I thought I'd share.

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    First of all: SEARCH FUNCTION, NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!! This got posted like 2 days ago.
    Second: Cracked is not a blog.

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    goddamn i suck. sorry guys.

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    two days was too long for something this funny

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    Aw, don't sweat it, Atom. I laughed again anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentucky Fried Chokin View Post
    First of all: SEARCH FUNCTION, NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!! This got posted like 2 days ago.
    Second: Cracked is not a blog.
    no Kentucky you're the noob!

    this blog is still funny after two days =D

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    If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
    Seanbaby is a fucking poet.

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    Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend
    I am on a journey to learn this technique...I want to be...




    THE FISTOS OF THE NORTH STAR!
    Daniel: I don't know if I know enough karate.

    Miyagi: Feeling correct.

    Daniel: You sure know how to make a guy feel confident.

    Miyagi: You trust the quality of what you know, not quantity.

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