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  1. 3moose1 is offline
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    Ordinarily I'd make you drive to austin, but seeing as houston appears to be sort of on the way to Louisiana, I'll stop by and sex up your woman for you.

    I know, ED must be a pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
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    Be careful young man; unlike me, she doesn't restrain herself in jiu jitsu, and she will kick your ass.



    Not to say I won't kick your ass. But I'll do it in a gentlemanly fashion, that doesn't completely break your spirit. Unlike her, who thrives off of beating up boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    I just stumbled upon this thread. Goes without saying you need to come to Houston; I'll show you the sights, and maybe if you play your cards right I'll find daniel, and you'll get an authentic donkey punch, just like tharuz!

    Also, springtime in houston is FANTASTIC. All the runny noses and hay fever you can STAND young man.

    Plus we're the fattest city in 'merica, so prepare to spit that game, youngun!
    Ha! when did you guys join the big boys? its about time! New Orleans and Philly two of my favorite places both made the list multiple times... But Houston?

    Did you there cowboys start fryin yer beans in lard?

    In New Orleans the fatpork de resistance was the Mufallato which is virually the only thing they don't fry and.... well they might as well fry it.

    In Philly it is more a matter that eveyone has to eat the cheesesteaks... ahh the cheesesteak what can one say? It is rumored that even vegetarians have to have at a cheesesteak once in a while. Cheese mousse, (a proper cheesesteak uses cheese whiz) onions and meat fried in fat.... the cheesesteak perhaps even makes the Muffalato look a bit "skimpy."

    So what is it in Houston that does it to the waistline? Is it just the "when in Texas it is big" factor? We hear about your steakhouses with their 5 pound cuts offered free if you can finish em! deals.I
    This thread never was a high quality conversation - My friend vern Gilbert on the William Acquier thread.

    The fight in question having started over who owns which piece of rubble. Nicko1;2233174 On the Acquier Kim Fiasco slash thread.
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    Biggest portions in the history of man, and apparently the 6th largest consumer of donuts. Though I'm surprised we dropped down to #6; I vaguely remember being in 3rd place at some point. Maybe the fat has gotten to my brain?
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    hey moose, lady kimbo knows a 24 year old mother of 2 that loves to cheat on her husband. she is pretty good looking too.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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    Thats naughty! (# plz. jk)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
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    we all know you arent j/k-ing moose.

    don't worry, her name is lynn and she isn't a fatty and she has perky boobs. lady kimbo will get you on the married woman slip 'n slide.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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    That is my favorite slip and slide!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    That is my favorite slip and slide!
    Did you know it's possible to vomit until you're too exhausted to continue, even though you still feel sick?

    I now know with absolute certainty that this can happen.
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    I think that is an unpleasant side effect of every moose post.
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