Partying it up! Michigan to Texas!

**3moose1** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 2:28pm

Ordinarily I'd make you drive to austin, but seeing as houston appears to be sort of on the way to Louisiana, I'll stop by and sex up your woman for you.

I know, ED must be a pain.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 3:00pm

Be careful young man; unlike me, she doesn't restrain herself in jiu jitsu, and she will kick your ass.

Not to say I won't kick your ass. But I'll do it in a gentlemanly fashion, that doesn't completely break your spirit. Unlike her, who thrives off of beating up boys.

**Dsimon3387** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 3:03pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

I just stumbled upon this thread. Goes without saying you need to come to Houston; I'll show you the sights, and maybe if you play your cards right I'll find daniel, and you'll get an authentic donkey punch, just like tharuz!

Also, springtime in houston is FANTASTIC. All the runny noses and hay fever you can STAND young man.

Plus we're the fattest city in 'merica, so prepare to spit that game, youngun!

Ha! when did you guys join the big boys? its about time! New Orleans and Philly two of my favorite places both made the list multiple times... But Houston?

Did you there cowboys start fryin yer beans in lard?

In New Orleans the fatpork de resistance was the Mufallato which is virually the only thing they don't fry and.... well they might as well fry it.

In Philly it is more a matter that eveyone has to eat the cheesesteaks... ahh the cheesesteak what can one say? It is rumored that even vegetarians have to have at a cheesesteak once in a while. Cheese mousse, (a proper cheesesteak uses cheese whiz) onions and meat fried in fat.... the cheesesteak perhaps even makes the Muffalato look a bit "skimpy."

So what is it in Houston that does it to the waistline? Is it just the "when in Texas it is big" factor? We hear about your steakhouses with their 5 pound cuts offered free if you can finish em! deals.I

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 3:19pm

Biggest portions in the history of man, and apparently the 6th largest consumer of donuts. Though I'm surprised we dropped down to #6; I vaguely remember being in 3rd place at some point. Maybe the fat has gotten to my brain?

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 5:00pm

hey moose, lady kimbo knows a 24 year old mother of 2 that loves to cheat on her husband. she is pretty good looking too.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 5:15pm

Thats naughty! (# plz. jk)

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 5:36pm

we all know you arent j/k-ing moose.

don't worry, her name is lynn and she isn't a fatty and she has perky boobs. lady kimbo will get you on the married woman slip 'n slide.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 8:56pm

That is my favorite slip and slide!

**Cy Q. Faunce** · Posted On: 8/03/2009 10:47pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

That is my favorite slip and slide!

Did you know it's possible to vomit until you're too exhausted to continue, even though you still feel sick?

I now know with absolute certainty that this can happen.