Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in MMA.
It's a cracked.com article. It's not bad. And I apologise if it's a repost but I didn't find it in YMAS or the MMA forum
Anyway, this tickled me:
""Jeremy Bullock looked like a host to several tape worms and entered his first MMA fight with a background in Tae Kwon Do. To put this into perspective, that's like entering a bullfight with a background in semen drinking. This next fact might spoil the ending, but his opponent, Travis Fulton, came into this fight with 47 wins on his record.
Being that priceless slam that went all over the internets.
God damn that writeup is hilarious
Henderson wasn't done dominating Bisbing and gravity, though. After the man-shaped sack of bangers and mash landed, Dan flew into the air and came down on Bisbing's head with Fistos, the forbidden punch of legend. Henderson went fully horizontal with both feet in the air like some kind of maniac skydiver. If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
Funny but Henderson should have been fined
Originally Posted by illegalusername
If you were the greatest warrior that ever lived, came across a sleeping enemy and had six hours to plan one ultimate punch, this is the punch you would throw.
ha ha ha, brilliant
No he shouldn't.
Originally Posted by bigstu31s
The fact that Steve Judson woke up later, not dead, means that he will spend the rest of his life being hunted by military researchers wanting to harvest him for tank parts.
Hello. i'm Travis Fulton and I don't feel right about this.
Originally Posted by lionknight
Another quote from the article that made me legit LOL:
"Ladies, Cro Cop is so tough that when he fucks you, you grow chest hair on your uterus, right before you explode."
thanks, I try. :qgaraduat
Originally Posted by Tom .C
Cracked is like my daily newspaper
"What happened next is considered the worst atrocity in history by face activists...
While his unconscious body plummets, Francisco somehow picks an entirely new fight with Igor, and loses this one just as badly. Igor slams in two more punches to Francisco's falling head with such amazing precision that it can't be blood-drunk rage. I think he's just politely trying to wake him up before he hits. Or maybe it's considered good manners in the Ukraine to remove the head from a corpse after you're done with it"
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