Me vs Karate Master
Something most awesome happened the other day....something I have never dreamed I could lol at in my own life...I had a fight with a crazy karate master and now its all deadly challenges and dojo storming lolol....
So I go into this guy's school to invite them to a tournament. I have done this to other schools no problem and was well received. Problem is this guy thinks who he is.
He asks me what he gets out of it. I say, well his students get competition out of it, duh!
He says "no, what's my kickback". As if am supposed to pay him to have his students compete lol. He says this is how things are done, I have to pay for the privilege of his guys. I explain that I cannot pay him, the cost is $25 if they wish to enter, and that no legitimate tournament would pay an instructor.
Then he goes on about how I would need his presence at the event. I reply "no, I just need your students" lol, he wants me to pay him just to show up as he is a very well know and important karate man according to him.
Anyway after him belittling me for not wanting to pay him, not looking me in the eyes, talking down to me, and telling me " you don't understand who I am, talk to your Sensei", he declines the invite. I tell him to hold onto the info in case he wants to know if his students can fight lol.
This infuriated him and he jumped out of his chair and threw me against a wall! He attacked me lol!!!!
So he hits me, I hit him and mostly just hold him against a wall for a bit until breaking off and calling the cops, cuz he is crazy. His nose is a bit busted up along with his eye. I have a scratch or two. More in the next post.
So he sends 4 "emissaries" (his word not mine to mine) to my school and they demand a formal apology in 1 week "or else". They are told to **** off. I wasn't there unfortunately.
I email him asking for a real match, and he replied I can only fight one of his students as he is so far above me lol. I email him back, etc. Time to post em here for lols.
Originally Posted by LI GUY 1
Originally Posted by KARATE GUY
Originally Posted by LI GUY 1
So it was a spontaneous Gong Sau?
Awesome, do tell the rest.
And mad props for your self control, you would have been well within your rights to beat the fucking piss out of him for attacking you.
Grabs popcorn and waits.
So if you beat the **** out of his student do you get to fight him? This has the chance to be the best thread ever.
Oh and if the fight happens please, please video tape it.
No Gong Sau!! IMO, a proper challenge needs to be issued and then accepted. You cannot just say "are you challenging me!!!" and then attack, that is called a street fight. I did what I had to do defensive wise and exited the dojo, the right thing to do IMO, though I would have liked to actually fought him.
Now its Gong Sau time!!! This guy is a looney who thinks this is ancient Japan or something lol. I would love to fight him but as he says he is so far above me it is pointless. So lets see how many students of his I get to fight for now. If he backs out he looks retarded. Plus he has too much pride IMO to not answer.
I am amused at him insisting a challenge is to the death, then says you threatened to kill him because of this.
OOPS, must of posted at the same time.
What a tool!
Can't wait to see this one play out, looks like it has all the ear marks of a gong sau.
Originally Posted by Kantroce
I hope so, it'll be like that Bruce Lee movie where he fights through levels haha.
Check them out at www.mmalongisland.com Very funny name once you look at the site.
I'd be careful. It looks like his cardio is really, really good.
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