Brock Lesnar - Douchebag of the Month - July 2009

**G-Off** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:46am

Originally Posted by hapkido_keith

I doubt he'll get cut from his contract, but I hope he at least gets fined for it.

Meh. As much as I wish misfortune on Brock, seeing any fighter in the UFC have less control placed on them by the UFC brass and sponsors warms my heart a little.

Now, if the sponsors drop him of their own accord for being a douche, that's just gravy.

***jnp*** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:48am

The comment at the end about his wife sealed the deal for me. As a former wrestler, I usually root for those who suffer from the singlet, but I've never been a Lesnar fan. He has exhibited little to no class from the start.

After tonight's performance, despite the poise and technical skill displayed in the octagon, I truly dislike him.

**Happy Panda** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:52am

Originally Posted by Kintanon

Lesnar is a fuckhead

Yes.

Originally Posted by Kintanon

and someday soon someone is going to beat the **** out of him for it...

No.

**DKJr** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:56am

Originally Posted by jnp

The comment at the end about his wife sealed the deal for me. As a former wrestler, I usually root for those who suffer from the singlet, but I've never been a Lesnar fan. He has exhibited little to no class from the start.

After tonight's performance, despite the poise and technical skill displayed in the octagon, I truly dislike him.

When you say technical skill are you referring to the rape choke or his impressive use of the wrist grab? :new_silly

Edit: I pray Carwin KO's Lesnar then T-Bag's him.

**TheLordHumungus** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:58am

Look, Mir talked a shitload of trash for a dude who didn't deserve to even be in the same ring as Lesnar. Instead of being grateful that the ref saved him last time and allowed him to get a sub he never would have gotten while Brock was Ground and Pounding his punk ass, he kept saying that he dominated and humiliated Lesnar. So cry me a river if Brock failed to show that **** talking punk respect before he put him in his place.

Mir looked pretty messed up after that fight. I don't think Lesnar broke a sweat or took even a hit.

**G-Off** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:58am

Originally Posted by Happy Panda

Yes.

No.

Remember, he's just Mark Coleman/Mark Kerr 2.0. Bigger, stronger, faster (now with punching! while standing!), sure, but there will always be an Igor somewhere.

Someone will solve him, rest assured.

**El Pibe** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 1:59am

If what people say about his roid use in his WWE days is true, him climbing on his wife probably won't yield much result, other than crushing her.

**TheLordHumungus** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 2:00am

He's been tested for roids in the UFC. Repeatedly. Try another angle.

**El Pibe** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 2:04am

Originally Posted by TheLordHumungus

He's been tested for roids in the UFC. Repeatedly. Try another angle.

Which is why I said in his WWE days. Swing and a miss.

**Dagon Akujin** · Posted On: 7/12/2009 2:05am

I loved when all the Athletic Commision guys (the ones in the maroon jackets) were in there at the end, trying to get Brock away. Really? What were they going to do to him?

:P

But yeah, the cocksword won. Yes, Brock, you have a cock on your chest. It even has little veins and a head and everything.

^^^^^^^^^Y'all UFC chumps can't handle the gayness of the cocksword!!!