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    Kenny's Kenpo Karate

    I know that this is probably AFN....but damn, is this funny:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbks5ks9d0I


    Kenny's Kenpo Karate...pure, unadulterated genius. With this video, I now know how exactly I get a *red belt* and that "chi" is a chinese word for "our Lord Jesus Christ" lmao.
    Last edited by Lord Skeletor; 7/01/2009 4:10pm at .

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    Search function NEWB!!!!!
    Let your anger be like a monkey trapped inside a pinata; waiting inside, hoping that the children don't break through with the stick.

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    Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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    Actually thats very funny, I'll send it to a german kickboxing friend :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger View Post
    Search function NEWB!!!!!

    You are certainly going to make me....make an example of you using my newfound Jew-Jitsu and "Grand Dragon" skills on your ass! lol :new_uklia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Skeletor View Post
    You are certainly going to make me....make an example of you using my newfound Jew-Jitsu and "Grand Dragon" skills on your ass! lol :new_uklia
    No matter. I know how to masterfully utilize the judy chop, and the ningy chop in REAL COMBAT!!! :boxing:
    Let your anger be like a monkey trapped inside a pinata; waiting inside, hoping that the children don't break through with the stick.

    -Master Tang (Kung Pow! Enter the Fist)

    A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
    Bill Cosby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicko1 View Post
    Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger View Post
    No matter. I know how to masterfully utilize the judy chop, and the ningy chop in REAL COMBAT!!! :boxing:

    If I faced such fearsome techniques in real combat...I might have to just run away. A grown man can only take *so much*.

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    I figured I would up my little contribution to the martial arts spoof collection...

    YouTube - Kevin Masterson: Legend of Back Wind
    Last edited by sambosteve; 7/06/2009 11:09am at .

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