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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    This is akin to pardoning a double parricide on the theory that she is fresh out of parents.
    Understand that I'm humoring you when I explain myself. When we meet on the mat I plan on doing my best to crush you for your insolence. Later, we will eat sushi.

    3moose1 waited more than double his original 3 month banning without complaining. What kind of cranky old internet sensei would I be if I did not honor that commitment? You have the luxury of bias, I don't.












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    Oh damn. This is .org.

    Thread needs culling, stat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Oh damn. This is .org.

    Thread needs culling, stat!
    I'll do it.


    Oh, wait, due to some unfathomable oversight, I appear not to be in charge.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Understand that I'm humoring you when I explain myself.
    This is my thread. It is I who am humoring you.

    See my name? Right up there in the title? You are in my house, and you're going to live by my rules!

    ...crap, I think I just became my dad.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    When we meet on the mat I plan on doing my best to crush you for your insolence. Later, we will eat sushi.
    I am honored that you would consider it worth your time to crush me. Where's good for sushi in Austin these days? I like DK Sushi on South First, especially on Monday nights when the "Sushi Pimp" makes an appearance.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    3moose1 waited more than double his original 3 month banning without complaining. What kind of cranky old internet sensei would I be if I did not honor that commitment?
    Ah, jnp. Invoke not reason; it is, in the end, too impotent a deity.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    You have the luxury of bias, I don't.
    As I've said to you before, you are the Apollo of Bullshido, always advocating reason and equability. Sadly, you occupy a pantheon far less reputable than yourself. Some of them turn into swans and golden showers and such, and have sex with mortals. Some of them fashion traps for other gods in order to extract favors from them.

    Loosen up! Don't take your job so seriously! Go mad with power!

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Crushing on you.
    Fixed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Oh damn. This is .org.

    Thread needs culling, stat!
    Re-read your URL bar. In any case, no discussion of me needs to be taken seriously. I obviously wasn't very serious with my autobiography.

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    On a more serious note, I would absolutely love some sushi right now.


    I've ventured into making my own, and while I can cook the rice to an acceptable standard, rolling the nori seems to be my downfall.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    ....is a homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    ...crap, I think I just became my dad.
    There is nothing I could say to you worse than this. I already am my dad. Turn back before all hope is lost and you find yourself utilizing the same tired jokes he did.


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    I am honored that you would consider it worth your time to crush me. Where's good for sushi in Austin these days? I like DK Sushi on South First, especially on Monday nights when the "Sushi Pimp" makes an appearance.
    Everyone babbles about how good Uchi is these days.

    I forgot about DK, that guy is awesome. Did they call him the Love Doctor back when you were here?


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    As I've said to you before, you are the Apollo of Bullshido, always advocating reason and equability.
    What the **** are you smoking? Apollo? More like a grouchy minor river deity.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    Fixed!
    Shh. I have an internet image to maintain. snort

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    There is nothing I could say to you worse than this. I already am my dad. Turn back before all hope is lost and you find yourself utilizing the same tired jokes he did.
    Hey, my dad's jokes were awesome. He was the one who told me: "You know where you'll find sympathy? In the dictionary, between 'syphilis' and 'suicide'."

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Everyone babbles about how good Uchi is these days.
    IMO, Uchi is overpriced and over-presented. It's made to order for the 78704 crowd, but it's not my thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    I forgot about DK, that guy is awesome. Did they call him the Love Doctor back when you were here?
    "Love Doctor", "Sushi Pimp", the whole thing. Karaoke Monday Nights were awesome!

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    What the **** are you smoking? Apollo? More like a grouchy minor river deity.
    Nice try, but you actually try to be reasonable. Give in to the dark side!

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    Shh. I have an internet image to maintain. snort
    Oh, relax. You won't lose any nutriders over this. Of course, if you'd like to lose some of them, I have some ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirc View Post
    ....is a homo.
    EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT aaa

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