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    oh lawd. How does moosey get a wiki page about him?

    ****, i'm going to regret asking that, as I'm sure one will be created, with less then flattering contents...


    I think your wiki should have something about your MA experience, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

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    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    It happens when you click the 'discussion' tag on the relevant page, I think.

    Cy doesn't strike me as the self-aggrandizing type, so I don't think he's off gathering pages of info on how awesome he is.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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    Well, apart from if you look at the history of the page, he wrote it as well...

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    Button-cute, rapier-keen, Texan-brown and pauper-poor is Cy Q. Faunce, whose awkward, burly figure is better known to the twilit half-world of five continents than to the employment agencies of Minneapolis, Minnesota. That he possesses the power to become invisible to finance companies; that his laboratory is tooled up to manufacture destructive robots he refers to as "Heavy Metal Apes" on a fantastic scale; and that he owns one of the rare mouths in which butter has never melted are legends treasured by every schoolboy.
    Shackled to the mighty wheel of Bullshido, Faunce spends his few hours outside of work raising turkeys which he occasionally displays on Congress Avenue, and stirs little from his alembics and retorts. Those who know hint that the light burning late in his laboratory may result in a breathtaking electric bill. Queried, he shrugs with the fatalism of your true Oriental. "Mektoub," he observes curtly. "It is written."
    This is more accurate than anything on wikipedia.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    It happens when you click the 'discussion' tag on the relevant page, I think.
    Correct. It was an accidental move; I thought it would redirect me to my member profile on Bullshido.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    Cy doesn't strike me as the self-aggrandizing type, so I don't think he's off gathering pages of info on how awesome he is.
    I tried to condense it to a couple of paragraphs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    oh lawd. How does moosey get a wiki page about him?

    ****, i'm going to regret asking that, as I'm sure one will be created, with less then flattering contents...


    I think your wiki should have something about your MA experience, though
    My martial arts experience is detailed in my member profile. I wrote the wiki page on a whim, and to prevent others from doing it on my behalf.

    I will not put up a wiki page about you, defamatory or otherwise, unless and until you contribute something of note to this site, the wiki, or the martial arts in general. Possibly the UG throwdown will qualify, if you can avoid visibly soiling yourself on camera. Your readmission to the ranks of the DHS-eligible does not qualify as notable, except as an example of the admins falling asleep at the switch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    I will not put up a wiki page about you, defamatory or otherwise, unless and until you contribute something of note to this site, the wiki, or the martial arts in general. Possibly the UG throwdown will qualify, if you can avoid visibly soiling yourself on camera. Your readmission to the ranks of the DHS-eligible does not qualify as notable, except as an example of the admins falling asleep at the switch.

    this is so fucking good, in terms of burning me.


    8/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    Your readmission to the ranks of the DHS-eligible does not qualify as notable, except as an example of the admins falling asleep at the switch.
    I am never asleep in my forums whippersnapper.

    3moose1 has not made a crappy post in the basic forum for quite some time to my knowledge. He also knows that if he screws up and makes a garbage post, he will be banished again immediately. He might be allowed back in the house, but it's a very short leash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    I am never asleep in my forums whippersnapper.
    Then you did this consciously, which is worse.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    3moose1 has not made a crappy post in the basic forum for quite some time to my knowledge. He also knows that if he screws up and makes a garbage post, he will be banished again immediately. He might be allowed back in the house, but it's a very short leash.
    This is akin to pardoning a double parricide on the theory that she is fresh out of parents.

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