Thread: Matthew Morton

  1. #471
    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
    omoplatypus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    4,311
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    IMO no. Less is better.
    exactly, if i claimed to be an ATA 2nd degree black belt, nobody would ever question it.

    same as if i claimed i was a bjj blue and judo brown. i'd probably fly under the radar around here for months before anybody got suspicious.
    --------

    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

  2. #472

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    37
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but has anyone heard from this guy? What he did was wrong, but it would be horrible to think that he really did do something bad to himself because of this thread.

    Having all of your credentials being proved as fraudulent could take an ominous toll on one's psyche; especially if he has built himself up to the point where he HAS become those certs and credentials (which it is apparent he has).

  3. #473
    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
    Lebell's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Lolland
    Posts
    12,492
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    i'm sure he's hanging around somewhere...

  4. #474
    Mtripp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Grand Blanc, MI
    Posts
    3,277
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i'm sure he's hanging around somewhere...
    I really hope you didn't mean that to have the other meaning it does.

  5. #475
    NOTE TO SELF - MOAR GRAPPLE - GET A NORMAL HAIR CUT - REPEAT supporting member
    Matt Phillips's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Bahstun
    Posts
    9,753
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by JudoSensei View Post
    If someone wanted to fake a rank certificate from a copy of mine, wouldn't you think they would make it a higher rank?

    Neil Ohlenkamp
    Wait... Neil, you're a member? This is getting too priceless for words.

    Very nice to meet the man whose hard work gave Matt his shodan. That was pretty nice of you.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

  6. #476
    3moose1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Oceanside
    Posts
    9,625
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by joecos View Post
    Moosie -- this is Matt:


    I glanced over it quickly, and then went face by face (there are a lot of faces)

    I can say I didn't recognize him in the group photo, but that is by no means definitive.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

  7. #477
    Whacker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    NC
    Posts
    1,293
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Do you have a scanner moosey? Perhaps one of those 3-in-1 printer/scanner/fax dealies? If so, you really really really should consider trying to get that working so you can upload that picture. It'd be a lot better quality that say from a cellphone camera.

  8. #478
    3moose1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Oceanside
    Posts
    9,625
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I don't have a scanner.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

  9. #479
    Yoj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    1,819
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    just hold it up to the monitor and press PrtScrn.

    Or contact the author?

  10. #480

    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    san francisco
    Posts
    3,079
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I don't have a scanner.
    what part of "I wait tables at a restaurant that is not making money" don't these insensative fucks not understand?

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO