Thread: Matthew Morton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I am genuinely surprised this time. I would have thought that the average human being would have the common sense to apply new forgery techniques to certs. At least go through the regular cert laundering and mill channels. At least shelf out the cash to the Sokeship council, and have a group circle jerk orgs backing him this time around.

    You know what they say. You can lead a horse to water, but why bother? You're better off leading it into a mine field.

    What surprises me the most is that he doesn't just print the fake certificates and then scan them. We've been able to debunk his certificates by simply noticing that they're bad Photoshop jobs. Hell, in the investigation write up, we even explained that a SCANNED fake certificate would have noise throughout the document, and we were able to catch him because his had no noise in areas. We didn't even have to send out any emails (although searcher did just to be sure, for that I thank him) to debunk his newest three certificates. If he at least printed them before scanning, it would have at least made things a little harder for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysol View Post
    What surprises me the most is that he doesn't just print the fake certificates and then scan them. We've been able to debunk his certificates by simply noticing that they're bad Photoshop jobs. Hell, in the investigation write up, we even explained that a SCANNED fake certificate would have noise throughout the document, and we were able to catch him because his had no noise in areas. We didn't even have to send out any emails (although searcher did just to be sure, for that I thank him) to debunk his newest three certificates. If he at least printed them before scanning, it would have at least made things a little harder for us.
    And yet we are clearly dealing with a man with the IQ that would glorify a walnut. Even if he gets the scanning right, he's still likely to **** up the kanji/katakana by copying it from the wrong place:
    アースファカー 3段
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    i can still tell the difference, but it's more work.

    i like morton doing things the way he does. less than 3 minutes per doc as opposed to 20+ minutes per doc.

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    Agreed. I felt like a badass for spending less than one minue on Google and in Paint to debunk his ACE certificate. If he scanned that, I might have had to spend at least five minutes.

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    Has anyone posted the link to this thread on Aikiweb yet?
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    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    i can still tell the difference, but it's more work.

    i like morton doing things the way he does. less than 3 minutes per doc as opposed to 20+ minutes per doc.
    you should confront matthew morton about the fake certs

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    Veno's, shut the **** up, idiot. Stop posting and read more.

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    Lysol-don't thank me for contacting ACE. I am very selfish in regards to PT and Group instruction, as frauds affect my business by making those of us in the business look bad when they suck. This would be like someone ticking off the judo guys by claiming to be a Judo BB.

    BTW-would someone post a link to his Facebook page. There are a million Matt Mortons on FB and I am not going through them all. I need it in order to make my formal complaint to ACE(if his certificates are on his FB page).

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    Like I said earlier, it appears that he's read Bullshido already and has taken down the fake certifications. My guess is that these certs were up there for a long time and perhaps he never took them down since his exposure, but I'm not sure if there is any way to find out now. All I have now is a screencap of the three certs appearing on his photos page. I doubt a screen cap is enough proof to send to ACE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA View Post
    Has anyone posted the link to this thread on Aikiweb yet?

    Not yet. I am waiting to see what else he does before I start getting magic pants in a twist on that board.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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