Thread: Matthew Morton

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    i reread your post. morton could have picked up corporal within 4 years. however, it's uncommon and often times, corporal is used as a carrot to get a reenlistment.

    e4 in the corps is a different than e4 in the other branches.

    it doesn't matter though, because the document is 100% fabricated. it is not an altered document like some of his others.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    I love those pseudo-handwritten signatures!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysol View Post
    I decided that I wasn't content with my lack of significant contribution, so I opened both certs (ACE) in Paint. I hit the fill with color button to try to find where the noise was on Matt's certs. The results may SHOCK you.Attachment 11256

    EDIT: Damn you, White Kimbo. Also, I did the same thing on the one I found via Google, to see if that would also get filled up with paint. Nope, it didn't.
    check this, the signatures are perfect matches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Wow, I guess my suspicions are correct.

    I'd like to laugh but this is really sad.

    I trained with Moo Sul Kwan when I was young, and this sort of nonsense would have never stood. I don't know Matt personally but I know his father, and his father is a great guy.

    WhiteKimbo, do you know if he is still associated with Moo Sul Kwan?

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    moo sul kwan has declined to make any statement as far as i know.

    i do know he is no longer teaching at the st. louis MSK, and others have speculated that due to his father's status in the MSK, they want to keep it in house.

    that's their prerogative, it doesn't matter, because he isn't teaching there anymore.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Thanks WhiteKimbo.

    Moo Sul Kwan is a bit old-school...most likely we'll never hear anything from them. It's good to know he's not teaching though. He should earn his rank like the rest of us.

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    Has anyone posted a link to this thread on the Aikiweb forum?
    Mushi mo atsui hodo
    Mushiatsui

    Originally Posted by chuey
    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but
    Three rights make a left.

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    I didn't post a link but I replied in his introduction asking him where or if he trains Aikido in St. Louis. I'm interested in seeing how far he will take this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    check this, the signatures are perfect matches.
    It appears multiple parts of that form are perfect matches. Looks like my Google-Fu is as strong as Morton's, as I immediately found the certificate he probably used to forge his.

    Quote Originally Posted by NubianSpearman View Post
    I didn't post a link but I replied in his introduction asking him where or if he trains Aikido in St. Louis. I'm interested in seeing how far he will take this.
    This is about to get very interesting. Just promise me that you'll wait for him to say something REALLY fucking crazy before linking to this thread, okay? :eusa_ange

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    kiss his balls a bit.

    ask him about funny boot camp stories, tell him how cool you think judo is, how much you want to learn more about aikido because it's teh r34l japaneesy.

    you get the idea. the guy loves talking about himself.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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