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  1. It is Fake is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger View Post
    Let's be honest; you all just wanted to make this thread reach past 100 pages, didn't you? :psyduck:
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    Three years and you still have the pages set at 10 per page? Wow.

    How about someone joins and reads his profile just to make sure it is this Matt Morton before posting links?
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    This is one of the most interesting threads on bullshido. I've lurked for too long. Matt only has three posts on Aikiweb but he does indeed now claim he is an Aikido black belt. The poster writes in the same style and has the same marine story. The account name is "aikistl", so I assume this is the same Matt.

    Have these pictures been posted yet? I got these from Matt's facebook. Do you guys suspect these are fake as well?
    http://j.imagehost.org/view/0279/cert1

    http://a.imagehost.org/view/0545/cert2

    http://a.imagehost.org/view/0066/cert3
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    cert1, 50-55 kilo, cpl. matt morton

    matt morton was a lance corporal upon discharge with no demotions.
    that's a photoshopped doc. i'll check it in just a minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
  4. Matt Phillips is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by NubianSpearman View Post
    This is one of the most interesting threads on bullshido. I've lurked for too long. Matt only has three posts on Aikiweb but he does indeed now claim he is an Aikido black belt. The poster writes in the same style and has the same marine story. The account name is "aikistl", so I assume this is the same Matt.

    Have these pictures been posted yet? I got these from Matt's facebook. Do you guys suspect these are fake as well?
    http://j.imagehost.org/view/0279/cert1

    http://a.imagehost.org/view/0545/cert2

    http://a.imagehost.org/view/0066/cert3
    Meat before the starving man. I will analyze tomorrow. I wonder if Matt has learned anything.
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  5. daishi is online now

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    Maybe he got demoted for some reason, but was a Cpl. I mean, its not that hard to pick up Cpl. in an enlistment.
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    Cert 2 is easy, as we have already established that he was not a member of the Marine Judo team (and it looks like a really bad Paint job haha).

    Cert 3 looks pretty similiar to this one I found via Google-Fu:



    You may notice that A.) ACE appears to change their certificates every year B.) This one looks almost EXACTLY like Morton's, down to the ACE stamp next to the title and the expiration date only being one year off.

    I'm not saying that it's proof of anything without contacting ACE, but unfortunately, my email is down for now. I can do this as soon as my email is up and running again.

    http://www.acefitness.org/aboutace/contact.aspx (In case you aren't patient enough to wait for me to do it)
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    i've never heard of anybody picking up e4 with enlistment.

    besides, i met the man face to face and he told me lance corporal. his dd214 says lance corporal.


    no noise on the EGA, kodokan seal, or text



    no noise on the text, chesty the bulldog, or raised seal


    this time i inverted it, no noise on the background, only on the text.

    looks to me like he has graduated from altering documents to completely fabricating them.

    thank you matt p. for teaching me how to do this
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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    also, look at the color difference in the noise in the bottom corners of the USMC roster. obvious photoshop copy/paste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
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    I decided that I wasn't content with my lack of significant contribution, so I opened both certs (ACE) in Paint. I hit the fill with color button to try to find where the noise was on Matt's certs. The results may SHOCK you.Click image for larger version. 

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    EDIT: Damn you, White Kimbo. Also, I did the same thing on the one I found via Google, to see if that would also get filled up with paint. Nope, it didn't.
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  10. Larus marinus is offline
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    Jesus, I mean... Jesus.

    What on earth motivates a man to carry on doing this **** after so recently being comprehensively busted in public?

    "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." I don't know if it was actually Einstein who said this - but Matt is certainly no Einstein.

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