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    Did he just do 3 consecutive superman punches?
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    ...why has Shaq peed himself in that video? Dedication?

    "There're no bathroom breaks in MMA!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siniq View Post
    Did he just do 3 consecutive superman punches?
    Shaq has a thing for superman dontchaknow.

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    If he ever gets n trouble with choi,
    Shaq just needs to go back to his
    (basketball) basics. . .

    Elbow to the head, hook, go to the rack!

    `~/

    PS:
    Dudes as big as Shaq need to train different
    techniques that 'normal' sized people. One
    techniques I would definitely add to his game?

    The face grab.
    Who would get out of that?
    And, he immediately controls the head,
    hence the body.
    Keeping the other sledgehammer available
    for random destruction.

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    jesus, could shaq's hands be any slower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G8 View Post
    jesus, could shaq's hands be any slower?
    That's just an optical illusion.
    Y'know, due to the 'doppler effect' - causing his punches
    to appear slower than cement, in contrast with the much
    greater distance traveled because of a much larger scale!
    :XXjester:
    `~/


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    I dont want this fight to happen because Choi would seriously wreck him, especially after seeing that vid.

    I dont want to see the big man beat up :(

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    why does he do pushups in the rain, does the water make the pushups harder? or is it a "step up" sorta thing, makes him look more awesome?

    YouTube - Step Up 2 Final Rain Dance Scene

    Those blocks he makes look setup, he had his hands up before the guy was the pad even wacks him in his armpit

    i dont even know why he bothers to cover his face, i dont think anyone can reach high enough to hit him in the face without getting bear hugged to death
    Last edited by Onr3e; 6/15/2009 8:21pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onr3e View Post
    why does he do pushups in the rain, does the water make the pushups harder? or is it a "step up" sorta thing, makes him look more awesome?

    YouTube - Step Up 2 Final Rain Dance Scene

    Those blocks he makes look setup, he had his hands up before the guy was the pad even wacks him in his armpit

    i dont even know why he bothers to cover his face, i dont think anyone can reach high enough to hit him in the face without getting bear hugged to death
    I'm pretty sure his trainer is calling out his punches to him, (you can hear him say "jab jab" at one point when there's audio from them), so I'd say that's why he knew it was coming.

    ...And dancing in the rain seems downright foolhardy. It's slippery!

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    He drops his right every time he throws a jab. Is that the way people train MMA? I ask because he's obviously athletic...so is he just that bad at the rudiments of boxing? Or is there some kind of technique there?

    I think I already know the answer.

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