Why are the LARPer Ninjers always fat? Is that a requirement to be a real ninja?
"Oh, yeah, well, see, ninja had to be ready to expend massive amounts of energy at any moment, so it made sense to have a good fat store ready to fuel the inveitable and unpredictable burst."
"Training to kill humans" seems like a "too deadly to spar" excuse. If you really want to learn how to kill people buy a gun or join the military. Bows and arrows and ninja stars aren't exactly the most efficient means of killing someone.
I don't train to kill aliens. I train to kill the computers. When the windows vista reveals itself as the insidious weapon it truly is, everyone will come to MY youtube channel and train.
i dunno. i think ninjas and samurais are pretty sweet. kiaaaayaaaahhhhhhhhhh
5. making sure there's lots of promotion via web advertising and charging a monumental registration fee.
Originally Posted by MrGalt