Posted On:6/06/2009 1:29pm
Style: Krav Maga
Why are the LARPer Ninjers always fat? Is that a requirement to be a real ninja?
"Oh, yeah, well, see, ninja had to be ready to expend massive amounts of energy at any moment, so it made sense to have a good fat store ready to fuel the inveitable and unpredictable burst."
Posted On:6/06/2009 2:48pm
Style: elbow smash
"Training to kill humans" seems like a "too deadly to spar" excuse. If you really want to learn how to kill people buy a gun or join the military. Bows and arrows and ninja stars aren't exactly the most efficient means of killing someone.
Posted On:6/06/2009 4:59pm
I don't train to kill aliens. I train to kill the computers. When the windows vista reveals itself as the insidious weapon it truly is, everyone will come to MY youtube channel and train.
Posted On:6/07/2009 11:25am
i dunno. i think ninjas and samurais are pretty sweet. kiaaaayaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Posted On:6/07/2009 1:47pm
Originally Posted by MrGalt
If you haven't figured out how a ninja master could get rich yet, you had a truly deprived childhood. He's obviously either:
1. an assassin
2. an international jewel thief
3. training secret agents for the government
4. living off of a secret stash of ninja gold (thank you, Beverly Hills Ninja)
...among other options. Take your pick.
5. making sure there's lots of promotion via web advertising and charging a monumental registration fee.
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