Youtube Ninja assault - BEWARE!!!

**danniboi07** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 10:19pm

Wait wait wait.....why do we have yet another thread dedicated to this guy? Doesn't he already have one of his own with multiple mentions in the ChosonNinja thread?

**Foolish** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 11:05pm

Originally Posted by newguy12

chickenbeak, that would be awesome. i am just lame enough to love the idea of running around a mountain doing ninja stuff. but you realize after about 20 minutes you would look at yourself and think "gee... now I'M that guy"

I think running around in the mountain riding horses and pretending to be a samurai might not be too bad. You probably wouldn't even have to worry about being that guy as long as you realized you were LARPing and trying to spend the weekend relaxing.

You don't become that guy until you "train to kill people" in the mountains while riding horses or flinging white powder.

**DunkelAnanas** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 11:07pm

Does anyone know where to get that powder? Would white flour work? Because I would have literally hundreds of uses for powder that would conceal my exit.

**Silvan** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 7:31am

For those who aren't up to date with MOUNTAINOUS:

He has recently broken away from Choson Ninja, though he is still affilated with him and uses "Nintaijutsu" as the style he teaches......yes TEACHES.

He has now "created" how own style he calls "Mountainous Ryu Nintaijutsu". Ignore the bullshit PMs he has sent, he does actively go around teaching people over the internet on how to be a Ninja/Samurai.

In the short space of time he has run his own ryu he has miraculously earned (given) himself the title "Master Jason" and has promoted 2 students to Black Belt via internet video testing (which he charges for)

Not bad for a guy whos only legitimate rank is a 6th Kyu in the Bujinkan which he stopped training 15 years ago or so. Bullshido at its finest degree.

Why has this guy not been bullrushed yet? Seriously?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 7:37am

Originally Posted by Silvan

Why has this guy not been bullrushed yet? Seriously?

He's so... big?

**sochin101** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 7:37am

Originally Posted by Whacker

I guess this is cheaper and probably a lot more legal than stealing a government military F-16 so I can lay waste to a middle eastern nation single handedly while rocking the **** out, all to rescue my dad.

Win. Win WIIIIIN! Uhhhhhh.

Pitch that to Michael Bay. He'd make that film, I swear.

**Whacker** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 7:48am

Originally Posted by sochin101

Win. Win WIIIIIN! Uhhhhhh.

Pitch that to Michael Bay. He'd make that film, I swear.

*whispers* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091278/

Seriously though, unless you are an American boy in your very late 20's or early 30's, that movie probably holds no meaning. For those of us who qualify, it was about as totally rad as it got, right up there with Top Gun, American Ninja, Bloodsport, and Delta Force. Hell yes son.

**walkinghound** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 8:00am

Great Movie! This is why I love Bullshido! When I got my license I drove around with a tape deck on my leg. Even though I had a car stereo.

Originally Posted by Whacker

*whispers* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091278/

Seriously though, unless you are an American boy in your very late 20's or early 30's, that movie probably holds no meaning. For those of us who qualify, it was about as totally rad as it got, right up there with Top Gun, American Ninja, Bloodsport, and Delta Force. Hell yes son.

**sochin101** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 8:47am

Originally Posted by Whacker

*whispers* http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091278/

Dude, I like totally know... Family Guy... Brian's novel... ;-)

Seriously though, unless you are an American boy in your very late 20's or early 30's, that movie probably holds no meaning. For those of us who qualify, it was about as totally rad as it got, right up there with Top Gun, American Ninja, Bloodsport, and Delta Force. Hell yes son.

I was also going to throw in the remake of Red Dawn into the mix, and see if anyone was going to buy that Bay would remake Iron Eagle.

I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for my meddling bladder.

**KFR Bait** · Posted On: 6/03/2009 10:02am

You know the difference between a black ninja and a pile of ****? The pile of **** will eventually turn white and stop stinking...this guy turned white and kept stinking.
What a tool..