Youtube Ninja assault - BEWARE!!!

**Mr. Fong** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 6:56pm

you guys wont beileve this, but I sent him a message on youtube
and this is what he sent me back (copy and pasted)

"i am not teaching. i am demonstrating and helping kids UNTILL THEY CAN AFFORD OR FIND A REAL SCHOOL. i put in my disclaimer this is not a substitute for real training. cant you read. i add it in every vid. also i wont do savate. sorry never. i will not put my hands up and do what they do. never. i train in arts where you learn to kill humans. not hurt them. battle you kill not hurt enemy. i train warrior arts. i have no interest in learning anything other than japanese arts. japanese arts have all one needs. totally. good taijutsu can defend anything. not to say i am that good. but ninjutsu is the original mixed martial art. i can run up mountains if i want to just get in shape. but no brazillian stuff for this guy either. never. i would study japanese grappling arts. i dont like any arts for my own training if they do it in ufc or mma. i hate mma and i hate ufc. i dont do kickbox or grappling mixed mauy thai or wresting. and dont ever plan on it. i dont train for fun or compitition or trophy. i train to kill humans. that is it. defend myself and kill. period. no point in training for money or other reasons in my book. i do appreciate your letter but i only do japanese arts. i feel they perfect every art and if you learn it right ninjutsu if number one art. THAT IS MY OPINION. others may disagree and that is fine. but anyway. take care bro"
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**Bugeisha** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 7:08pm

Oh, my god. I absolutely love the white uniform with the black obi in the snow at the end. Especially the bit where he's being stealthy by flipping a pair of fucking nunchaku in the air in his white camo.

**Yojimbo1717** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 7:26pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Fong

you guys wont beileve this, but I sent him a message on youtube
and this is what he sent me back (copy and pasted)

"i am not teaching. i am demonstrating and helping kids UNTILL THEY CAN AFFORD OR FIND A REAL SCHOOL. i put in my disclaimer this is not a substitute for real training. cant you read. i add it in every vid. also i wont do savate. sorry never. i will not put my hands up and do what they do. never. i train in arts where you learn to kill humans. not hurt them. battle you kill not hurt enemy. i train warrior arts. i have no interest in learning anything other than japanese arts. japanese arts have all one needs. totally. good taijutsu can defend anything. not to say i am that good. but ninjutsu is the original mixed martial art. i can run up mountains if i want to just get in shape. but no brazillian stuff for this guy either. never. i would study japanese grappling arts. i dont like any arts for my own training if they do it in ufc or mma. i hate mma and i hate ufc. i dont do kickbox or grappling mixed mauy thai or wresting. and dont ever plan on it. i dont train for fun or compitition or trophy. i train to kill humans. that is it. defend myself and kill. period. no point in training for money or other reasons in my book. i do appreciate your letter but i only do japanese arts. i feel they perfect every art and if you learn it right ninjutsu if number one art. THAT IS MY OPINION. others may disagree and that is fine. but anyway. take care bro"
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That's some super serious tool-ness right there. What a moron.

Can't believe people like that are allowed to...live?

**Mr. Fong** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 7:59pm

Originally Posted by Yojimbo1717

That's some super serious tool-ness right there. What a moron.

Can't believe people like that are allowed to...live?

I dont think he really crazy I just think he needs some one to guide him, and tell him what Martial Arts are really about, and he needs to spar some one who is good like a kyokushin fighter,boxer, wrestler e.t.c.....but he will completely ignore you and just yell out ignorant/non-sense comments

I hope some one guides him =) in a positive direction, this guy was more confused then I thought, this is a class-a larper, (not trying to be funny)

**Mr. Fong** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 8:00pm

or by being brutally honest and tell him what the r3al arts have to 0ffer =p

**newguy12** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 8:00pm

sooo... yeah. my lady was looking over my should and said she could kick this goofballs ass. i had to agree.
a couple of points...
chickenbeak, that would be awesome. i am just lame enough to love the idea of running around a mountain doing ninja stuff. but you realize after about 20 minutes you would look at yourself and think "gee... now I'M that guy"
and has anyone else caught the irony in calling america's first black president the equivalent of hitler?
thanks mountainous, for the chuckle.

**Mr. Fong** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 8:08pm

dont gotta be mean O_o

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 9:05pm

Originally Posted by TheMarquis

Think I must have said something to get under somebody's skin... unusual for me (I could almost hear the heads shaking as I typed that).

I gathered this, as I received this in my Youtube account in-box:

hi
shove your art up your ****** ass you obama supporting socialist scum.

watch this and see what a real man can do. not a bleeding heart liberal socialist scum. obama = hitler

Alas, you have fallen afoul of Youtube's most illiterate ninja wannabe, Mountainous. He is a disciple of the deadly Choson Ninja.

To his credit, it looks like he finally upgraded his yoroi from the cardboard and duct tape contraption he used to wear. On the downside...well, is there really an upside?

**DunkelAnanas** · Posted On: 6/02/2009 9:38pm

What I have never gotten about these guys that call themselves "warriors" is...

Why don't they join the army? They would get paid to be warriors, as opposed to paying 1000 bucks for samurai gear so they can pretend to be one. I know it's been said before, but it just seems ridiculous too me.