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    Systema Warriors Part II, This Time it's Personal

    Folks, it just doesn't seem to ever end. If you've missed the first chapter of the great Systema wars, read all about it here.

    Vadim Starov, the founder and chief instructor of Systema Spetsnaz, who recently dojo-stormed and pimp-slapped Valeriy Frolov, the Moscow representative of Kadochnikov's Systema, doesn't seem to want to stop. A few days ago, he posted the following open challenge to Arkadiy Kadochnikov, the son of Alexei Kadochnikov, founder of Systema Kadochikova (the original Systema)

    I translate, attempting to preserve the stylistic characteristics of the original:

    "Dear* Arkadiy Alexeevich Kadochnikov, I consider you a coward and a bastard who was shamefully and dishonorably discharged from the Army, and I have reasons to consider you so. Enough crawling around and rolling on the floor if you're a real man indeed.

    I am officially challenging you. You know how to reach me. Your official representative in Moscow** is a nobody an a nothing, I am interested neither in him, no in his school, nor am I interested in you, as a deeply amoral character far from the ideals of Patriotism***"


    OH SNAP.


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    * In russian, the standard way of addressing someone directly translates as "Respected" rather than dear, making this passage even funnier
    ** That would be Valery Frolov, of previous thread fame.
    *** Capitalization preserved from the original
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPKO3 View Post
    Folks, it just doesn't seem to ever end. If you've missed the first chapter of the great Systema wars, read all about it here.

    Vadim Starov, the founder and chief instructor of Systema Spetsnaz, who recently dojo-stormed and pimp-slapped Valeriy Frolov, the Moscow representative of Kadochnikov's Systema, doesn't seem to want to stop. A few days ago, he posted the following open challenge to Arkadiy Kadochnikov, the son of Alexei Kadochnikov, founder of Systema Kadochikova (the original Systema)

    I translate, attempting to preserve the stylistic characteristics of the original:

    "Dear* Arkadiy Alexeevich Kadochnikov, I consider you a coward and a bastard who was shamefully and dishonorably discharged from the Army, and I have reasons to consider you so. Enough crawling around and rolling on the floor if you're a real man indeed.

    I am officially challenging you. You know how to reach me. Your official representative in Moscow** is a nobody an a nothing, I am interested neither in him, no in his school, nor am I interested in you, as a deeply amoral character far from the ideals of Patriotism***"


    OH SNAP.


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    * In russian, the standard way of addressing someone directly translates as "Respected" rather than dear, making this passage even funnier
    ** That would be Valery Frolov, of previous thread fame.
    *** Capitalization preserved from the original
    Ah, silly Comrad Starov... he realizes not that it is easier to use a gun.
    Then again, everybody knows, Spetsnaz no use gun, Spetsnaz use love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hapko3 View Post
    enough crawling around and rolling on the floor if you're a real man indeed.
    zhФФ zhitsФФ is thЗ ghЭУ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCS View Post
    zhФФ zhitsФФ is thЗ ghЭУ??
    Only if you make eye contact/hold hands during armbar/whisper naughty things while in someone's guard

    Told you, Spetsnaz use love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCS View Post
    zhФФ zhitsФФ is thЗ ghЭУ??
    I'm thinking that is one of the take home messages here.


    If I'm understanding the rest of the take home message it would read something like:

    In Soviet Russia systema works... and I have th3 r34l Systema!

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    Gotta love these guys... ...hopefully this means lots of more video!

    CLICK & WATCH
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    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba View Post
    Gotta love these guys... ...hopefully this means lots of more video!
    I will keep you posted. Doubt Arkadiy will take him up on the offer though - he has way too much to lose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPKO3 View Post
    I will keep you posted. Doubt Arkadiy will take him up on the offer though - he has way too much to lose.
    His virginity? :icon_roll
    Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

    At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

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    My understanding is that Arkadiy is a complete asshole.

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    Awesome, I hope there's a video of this.

    И кант реаллы спеак Руссиан, бут И лике то претенд И кан.

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