Valiant Monk of Booze & War
Posted On:5/26/2009 9:09am
I am not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
I think it is amazing.
My conception of Chinese martial arts have been completely decimated.
I no longer know in whom to put my trust.
Help me Jack-bi-won Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Posted On:5/26/2009 9:26am
Style: Ronin wannabe
That was the deadliest thing I have ever seen in my LIFE.
I think the deadliness has invaded my soul just from watching that...I predict I'll be dead within 18 hours.
Posted On:5/26/2009 9:57am
They call me Bruce....
Originally Posted by OnceLost
Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
Originally Posted by It is Fake
I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.
I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it
Posted On:5/26/2009 10:24am
Style: Improv comedy
When you have 1/3 the worlds population you have 1/3 the worlds idiots
Posted On:5/26/2009 11:50am
Style: chinese boxing
I believe it's a "monkey style" kung fu school.
At least some of it, the rest could just be bad Bruce Lee impersonations.
Posted On:5/26/2009 12:11pm
I swear we have a horrible thread somewhere. No, I'm not looking.
Originally Posted by doofaloofa
Posted On:5/26/2009 12:17pm
Seriously though...I wouldn't want to fight that guy.
There's the poorly trained...
There's the well-trained...
And then there's the batshit insane...
Pulling mount since '09
Posted On:5/26/2009 12:18pm
Style: jits da variedade brasile
Holy ****! I was crushed when they took that vid down a few years ago. Was so worried I would never see it again. Hot damn Auslander, that just made my afternoon!
Edit - Just for clarification, my understanding back when this was released was that it was a promotional video for their "system". It was created in response to a number of attacks on Chinese (or was it Hong Kong?) cab drivers over a short period of time.
BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.
Posted On:5/26/2009 12:26pm
You know what amazes me? Technically, it shouldn't be possible to watch too many Bruce Lee movies, because there are only fucking four of them. Yet, people seem to do it all the time...
Posted On:5/26/2009 12:28pm
I know. You'd think he made a Jackie Chan amount of movies.
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