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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cam4276 View Post
    uh, oh. I use it all the time.

    as in, "Hey boys" or "how are the boys" when i walk into the gym.
    That's fine when you walk in to a gym. But if you walk onto a basketball court in NYC and say that, expect to get a few looks and grumbles, especially since we Celts are what is known as Ultra Caucasians. Most of us get a sun burn during a full moon.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyCache View Post
    Actually, you're full of ****, because both of those just offend different people. (version 1 being people that have knee-jerk reactions to child harm in jest, generally those who had kids too early and have to over protect them to makeup for their own lost lives, and
    That's why people only tell that they are pregnant after three months.

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyCache View Post
    version B offends homosexuals and parents of homosexuals, AND homophobics)

    You just happen to find one funny and not the other, but you aren't everybody. That's the whole point.
    I said that both are insults (learn to read), the only difference is that with insult 1 he's whishing for the dead of a child or a miscarridge.

    With insult 2 the kid lives.

    Now if you think that it is for a parent the same if your kid died or that he/she confesses that he/she is gay, well than you are the idiot and really full of ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zendokan View Post
    Now if you think that it is for a parent the same if your kid died or that he/she confesses that he/she is gay, well than you are the idiot and really full of ****.
    My former roommate's brother says differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyCache View Post
    generally those who had kids too early and have to over protect them to makeup for their own lost lives
    Eat a bag of ****, ******.
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    Why is this funny? Because the guy spouting all the hate is the butt of the joke. Same reason Archie Bunker was funny.

    Uncle Ruckus is a racist, but Aaron McGruder is not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87 View Post
    My former roommate's brother says differently.
    Then you can say to your former roommate's brother that a guy in Belgium says that he should lobotomize himself by sitting on an upside turned electric breaking hammer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zendokan View Post
    Then you can say to your former roommate's brother that a guy in Belgium says that he should lobotomize himself by sitting on an upside turned electric breaking hammer.
    Take it easy, Mary. Take it easy.

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    now now...may i remind everyone that JohnnyCache is still our exalted forumleader?

    no gangraping the forumleader you guiz!

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    Oh, ****. Is this his forum. Sorry JC.

    [fixed]Eat a bag of ****, ******. If you please.[/fixed]
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    especially since we Celts are what is known as Ultra Caucasians. Most of us get a sun burn during a full moon.
    Celts and the Dutch are in no way protected from abusive and inapropriate insults.

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