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    Quote Originally Posted by Munacra View Post
    By far the.best.web page.
    Well, you did your part to make it happen. Making tharuz "squeal like a piggah", as Lebell might say, was good fun.

    But if Johnny's statement is correct, I need to think my search engine optimization strategy for tharuz.com. I had thought that keywords like "permanent joint damage", "Thai-lidomide boxer", and "retarded seal boxing" would bring them running to my door, but apparently that's not the sweet spot.

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    So as joe has said, it is time for me to win some hearts.

    I want to go to California. As time passes, this challenge will get less and less plausible. Sirc will find a way to weasel out. Whether it's allergies, an upcoming fight, work, whatever.

    One of my instructors is a Royler Gracie Black belt and he'd put in a good word with me if ever I train at Saulo and Xande Ribeiro's academy in San Diego. This trip would basically be an opportunity to fulfill everyone's (inner and a bit embarrasing dream) of being an ushi-deshi.

    Now according to Sirc, he is a much better...well weverything than I am. He has stated that we wouldn't need more than an hour to finish this match and he will easily wipe the floor with me. This talk stopped a bit ago to stating that he doesn't want to risk injury close to his fight, even though, keep in mind, I present no challenge to him and/or risk. He will swat me away like a fly and crush me under his heel while at the same time drinking lemonade and eating a cucumber sandwich.

    I think I should go to California, beat him up a little, get it on video for everyone's satisfaction, and then go train at the University of Jiujitsu like a true gentleman.

    Help my dreams come true bullshido.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munacra View Post
    Try searching "how to stop being a bleeding-heart ****" next time.

    **** you man, you didn't make the grade for humor. Sorry. "I plan on not respecting your tap, I want to cripple you before your fight"

    is not a humorous statement.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Munacra View Post
    So as joe has said, it is time for me to win some hearts.

    I want to go to California. As time passes, this challenge will get less and less plausible. Sirc will find a way to weasel out. Whether it's allergies, an upcoming fight, work, whatever.

    One of my instructors is a Royler Gracie Black belt and he'd put in a good word with me if ever I train at Saulo and Xande Ribeiro's academy in San Diego. This trip would basically be an opportunity to fulfill everyone's (inner and a bit embarrasing dream) of being an ushi-deshi.

    Now according to Sirc, he is a much better...well weverything than I am. He has stated that we wouldn't need more than an hour to finish this match and he will easily wipe the floor with me. This talk stopped a bit ago to stating that he doesn't want to risk injury close to his fight, even though, keep in mind, I present no challenge to him and/or risk. He will swat me away like a fly and crush me under his heel while at the same time drinking lemonade and eating a cucumber sandwich.

    I think I should go to California, beat him up a little, get it on video for everyone's satisfaction, and then go train at the University of Jiujitsu like a true gentleman.

    Help my dreams come true bullshido.
    How may we be of assistance (the uchi -deshi thing )

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    Please don't tell me you are pimping yourself out after a Lebell post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyCache View Post
    **** you man, you didn't make the grade for humor. Sorry. "I plan on not respecting your tap, I want to cripple you before your fight"

    is not a humorous statement.
    I thought it was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munacra View Post
    So as joe has said, it is time for me to win some hearts.

    I want to go to California. As time passes, this challenge will get less and less plausible. Sirc will find a way to weasel out. Whether it's allergies, an upcoming fight, work, whatever.

    One of my instructors is a Royler Gracie Black belt and he'd put in a good word with me if ever I train at Saulo and Xande Ribeiro's academy in San Diego. This trip would basically be an opportunity to fulfill everyone's (inner and a bit embarrasing dream) of being an ushi-deshi.

    Now according to Sirc, he is a much better...well weverything than I am. He has stated that we wouldn't need more than an hour to finish this match and he will easily wipe the floor with me. This talk stopped a bit ago to stating that he doesn't want to risk injury close to his fight, even though, keep in mind, I present no challenge to him and/or risk. He will swat me away like a fly and crush me under his heel while at the same time drinking lemonade and eating a cucumber sandwich.

    I think I should go to California, beat him up a little, get it on video for everyone's satisfaction, and then go train at the University of Jiujitsu like a true gentleman.

    Help my dreams come true bullshido.
    Why don't you link the posts that so offended you. I know you mentioned him saying he'd beat you with one arm behind his back, for example, and I'm not sure that HE said that about YOU, I'm pretty sure hedge said it about 1point2


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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank White View Post
    I thought it was funny.
    OK I sort of thought it was funny

    but I really didn't think it was a joke.


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