Judo.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 7:36pm

qdot is sick, at standup.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 7:47pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

Why don't you just put your hooks in?

If you work for it, you'll see ways to entangle yo'self.

The people at my judo dojo have an invincible turtle. But nothing that a little studying and researching hasn't fixed.

Originally Posted by 3moose1

See, i train in superior Brazilian Jiu jitsu. We don't have those silly stand up rules.

Kidding.

Anyway, I much prefer mount, over back mount. I just have an easier time submitting, for some reason.

Try this:

Get rear mount, and flatten them out ASAP. The way i was taught, by my first coach, was to "superman" Ie, straighten your legs, and force your hips into their back. This should put them flat on their tummy.

From here, its easier to work the turn over. (in my experience) and can help get the choke.

Sometimes they already flatten. The hard part is getting your hooks in effectively. The guys at my dojo will roll you into a bizarre pin if you don't get your hooks in quick and attack fast.

Originally Posted by 3moose1

qdot is sick, at standup.

I guess.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 5/24/2009 6:30pm

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

I love it when some bucolic e-tard on this forum gets ANNOYED ABOUT THE INTERNET so he wants to FIGHT ABOUT IT IN REAL LIFE.

What I'm trying to say is joe, stop being retarded.

For the record:

Not annoyed Johnny and knew there would be no fight. Just like I knew you would chime in at some point on his behalf.

Just yanking on Sirc's chain of arrogance. His mouth is well known for writing checks his ass can't cash.

Did get a chuckle out of the bucolic e-tard comment.

**Munacra** · Posted On: 5/24/2009 6:44pm

Where's the proof that Sirc can fight?

**Cybren** · Posted On: 5/24/2009 6:47pm

I'm curious how ballet got brought up, but sirc does have a point in that yeah it probably is the most physically demanding thing you can do.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3TrtfIAtBO...ead+ballet.jpg

I mean jeez

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/24/2009 11:39pm

Originally Posted by Munacra

Where's the proof that Sirc can fight?

On my camera.

Also, the fact that I've actually, you know. Fought. Oh and the people I've fought. And the people I train with.

Ever wonder why I don't post anything? I have enough word of mouth proof that I don't have to fucking give a **** about a tard like you and show you some shitty youtube video of me taking a sparring session seriously.

**Munacra** · Posted On: 5/25/2009 2:54am

So none then. Just a lot of talk. As expected from you.

**creativo** · Posted On: 5/25/2009 5:11am

I understand this should be a purely trolling/gongsau thread but here:

the flatbellied "turtle" is perfect to play with reactions. Push hard on the spine and they'll pop up for your hooks; try sankaku one way then switch the motion to the other, etc...

BTW competion rules suck.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/25/2009 5:14am

Originally Posted by Munacra

So none then. Just a lot of talk. As expected from you.

OK Mr. Pimply faced emo ******. Why don't you take off your tight pants and fucking grow up.

Come to the Mega and I'll show you a good time for however long you last against me.

Realize that I have more desire to gurgle a saucer of goat cum, than I do to prove to you that I have an ability to kick your ass.

Originally Posted by creativo

I understand this should be a purely trolling/gongsau thread but here:

the flatbellied "turtle" is perfect to play with reactions. Push hard on the spine and they'll pop up for your hooks; try sankaku one way then switch the motion to the other, etc...

BTW competion rules suck.

I've been having luck with the "bucking bronco" and inverted back triangles.