Judo.

**Kintanon** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 4:33pm

In BJJ when people turtle I put my shin on the back of their kneck and grind it in hard.... MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR INSOLENCE!!!! I guess that's not as useful under Judo rules though is it?

**3moose1** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 4:34pm

Indeed, you do know, after reading my post.

Because jiu jitsu has t3h r34l grappling. We're the most complete grappling system out there.

lololol

**ChickenBeakFist** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 4:37pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

From here, its easier to work the turn over. (in my experience) and can help get the choke.

You don't say...

But we're talking Judo comp rules here.

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**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 4:43pm

As long as it's used as an active, attacking position I have no problem with the hands and knees turtle. I often end up there against bigger guys, to me it's preferable to a rib crushing pin (my poor poor ribs), and there are a few good offensive options to try out.

It's the "lying on your belly wrapped up tighter than Michael Jackson's straight jacket" turtle that pisses me off, there's literally nothing to do from there except wait.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 4:45pm

Hey dude, I'm not hedgehodgey. I'm not gonna win a judo promo tournament by pulling guard and armlocking.

Or pulling guard and sweeping....er, i mean, suma gaeshi-ing.

lol.

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 6:14pm

I love it when some bucolic e-tard on this forum gets ANNOYED ABOUT THE INTERNET so he wants to FIGHT ABOUT IT IN REAL LIFE.

What I'm trying to say is joe, stop being retarded.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 6:19pm

Originally Posted by Zapruder

Nothing screams manly like leaping in tights. Throw in a deepthroat competition and it will rival the things I saw in NOLA for the Hedonism festival.

(edit:my timing is horrendous)

I was waiting for the Comic Book Trivia Gauntlet to be dropped and make it a Modern Day Pentathlon.

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 6:22pm

you guys are behind the times, btw, the most modern of turtles is to flatten all the way out and flare your legs so you can't be tipped over at all in the time it takes for a standup.

**HappyOldGuy** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 6:22pm

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

I love it when some bucolic e-tard on this forum gets ANNOYED ABOUT THE INTERNET so he wants to FIGHT ABOUT IT IN REAL LIFE.

What I'm trying to say is joe, stop being retarded.

Does calling out Sirc really count tho?