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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post

    And see, I don't know HOW to get girls to tone down the lying whoreishness.
    In your case?

    Twinkies.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA,A PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Also, I guess this would be the incorrect time to brag to moosey about my awesome new girlfriend, who totally A) Isn't a prostitue or B) Leaving me for jailed boyfriends mid coitus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I also recall me dating 3 other girls at the same time, but it still upsets me that she lied to me.
    Just wait until you have to find out wich one of your flock gave you crotch crickets, and then get to explain it to the rest. It'll be good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    In your case?

    Twinkies.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA,A PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Also, I guess this would be the incorrect time to brag to moosey about my awesome new girlfriend, who totally A) Isn't a prostitue or B) Leaving me for jailed boyfriends mid coitus?
    Mr. Bad Guy is winning in life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce View Post
    Tell me you didn't coach http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angilo_Freeland. Please.
    Wow, what a nutbar. Don't **** with the cops in lakeland. geez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SifuAbel View Post
    Wow, what a nutbar. Don't **** with the cops in lakeland. geez.
    Apparently. I'm surprised they didn't stick the guy's head on a pike as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I'm just awfully sick of every chick being a lying whore. Perhaps its a teenage thing, but goddamn, i've never met a girl who was actually worth the time it took to get in her pants.

    Goddamnit, I'm going to be bitter and misogynistic when i'm as old as the rest of you fucks, aren't I?
    Not to sound like a jackass. But every chick is a lying whore. Sometimes it just takes longer. I donít mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

    Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym ó by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JollyRoger View Post
    Not to sound like a jackass. But BRRAAAYYYYYYY
    Huh. That didn't work out for you so well, did it.

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    Wait.

    Women cheat on jackasses?

    Gotcha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoj View Post
    Women cheat on jackasses?
    Never. Jackasses are seriously hung.

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    So is that a no?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post

    You live in Lakeland, FL east of Tampa. Your ISP is tampflp41-ubr1.tampabay.rr.com (65.32.26.85)

    You're posting off of a desktop machine, either a Dell or HP.

    Now tell me Rudy. How badly do you like being on the internet?
    Yawn, oh wow, he can use whois to track my ISP. How ingenious. What exactly do you think you are going to do, twinky? In case you do have some secret internetz power. Remember, what goes around comes around. LMAO, you have redefined the bitch play. "Since verbal abuse is useless, I'll threaten his internet account." SUPER ULTRA GHEY!! ROFL!!

    Its funny how you keep jumping around. It all translates too....

    Sirc: " I am scared, and have always been scared of, SifuAbel."

    The answer is either "yes, I'll man up. " or "No, I'm a yellow bellied cock smoker." Pick one and stop posting as if you were any kind of man.

    All this denial reversal of calling others a fight ducker when its really all just you is humorous and pathetic at the same time.

    Hey hungryjoe, WTF, send that bitch my way. You won't be disappointed. He can stay with Aesopian. Then again, he might not survive the night with his virtue.
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