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  1. sochin101 is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    ha. I'm still sad and upset over my girlfriend breaking up with me. While i have many others to take her place, it still upsets me. Plus I have dreams about her and everything, too.

    I just really want her back, and I know she still has feelings for me. She was supposed to call me tonight, but she's at her friend's house, and probably forgot. Which kinda hurts : /

    I dunno man. I'm not sure if its because I miss her, or i miss the parts of her that feel amazing when wrapped around my dick.


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    Moose... this isn't the place for your heart-rending sadness and social ineptitude.
    This is a place for posturing, trolling and the promise of what may never be.
    Oh, actually, maybe it is a place for moosey sadface to get all the blue out.

    Seriously, you'll get women one day, and then you won't have to make excuses for how you feel, or disingenuously make it about sex.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    Seriously, you'll get women one day, and then you won't have to make excuses for how you feel, or disingenuously make it about sex.
    Will I? Because I still don't have a fucking clue...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze View Post
    Will I? Because I still don't have a fucking clue...
    I was bluffing.
    I was going to tell Moose the secret to keeping a woman.








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    I'm just awfully sick of every chick being a lying whore. Perhaps its a teenage thing, but goddamn, i've never met a girl who was actually worth the time it took to get in her pants.

    Goddamnit, I'm going to be bitter and misogynistic when i'm as old as the rest of you fucks, aren't I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
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    Get off of my lawn, you chubby-chasing little ****!



    This thread amuses me to no end. I haven't been around long enough to know about the other eDrama that's happened, but it would seem this is probably not going to happen. If it does, all the better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I'm just awfully sick of every chick being a lying whore. Perhaps its a teenage thing, but goddamn, i've never met a girl who was actually worth the time it took to get in her pants.

    Goddamnit, I'm going to be bitter and misogynistic when i'm as old as the rest of you fucks, aren't I?
    Everyone is a lying whore, not just girls.

    You just have to give them some reason to tone down the lying and the whorishness when they're with you.

    You'll find love one day.
    ...Or finally figure out the real reason why you get an erection when rolling with sweaty guys and move out to West Hollywood.
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    Dude, I do not date/**** fat girls! One time, I fucked ONE girl, who was a BIT heavier then my sober standards would allow, after much alcohol.

    She still wasn't fat, and you all would hit it in stride.

    And see, I don't know HOW to get girls to tone down the lying whoreishness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I'm just awfully sick of every chick being a lying whore. Perhaps its a teenage thing, but goddamn, i've never met a girl who was actually worth the time it took to get in her pants.

    Goddamnit, I'm going to be bitter and misogynistic when i'm as old as the rest of you fucks, aren't I?
    You do recall the time you were about to hook up with a psycho chick in Gettysburg while still dating said ex, right? You're not allowed to be bitter about your significant other being a lying, cheating whore too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Off View Post
    You do recall the time you were about to hook up with a psycho chick in Gettysburg while still dating said ex, right? You're not allowed to be bitter about your significant other being a lying, cheating whore too.
    I do. I also recall me dating 3 other girls at the same time, but it still upsets me that she lied to me.

    The whore part? Is a bit exaggerated. But liar just doesn't sound nearly as good as lying whore.

    Apparently she's dating this guy to piss me off, because my rebound girlfriend pissed her off. Thats a little better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  10. Lu Tze is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    Apparently she's dating this guy to piss me off, because my rotund girlfriend pissed her off. Thats a little better.
    English is such a subtle language.

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