Judo.

**jvjim** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 5:35pm

Turtleing into a survival roll is something I have to do frequently (b/c I'm slow and dumb.)

EDIT: Do judo players really perfect their quarter position to be that tough to get hooks in?

**sochin101** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 5:46pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

Indeed, i have no idea how to view IP addresses...

let's be honest moose, even if there was a button marked "Hey moose, press this for IP addresses", you'd still probably lick the screen, look vaguely baffled and then blame women.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 5:51pm

True story, I do tend to blame women for 99% of problems in the world.

I think, due to my un-inhibited dating practices, and my policy of indulging every willing women with the pleasures of my junk, I've somehow turned bitter and angry towards every human being with two X chromosomes. Perhaps, if i slowed down, realized my age and chose to pursue less serious ventures, I'd get less "teenage angst hurt" and more, "eh, i don't care"

But, whatevz. I only feel this way because one of my girlfriends broke up with me.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 5:56pm

Hey.
This thread is fer fightin' not lovin'.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 6:02pm

hmmmmm

LOVE IS A BATTLEEEEEFIEEEEEEEEELD

But yeah, i give myself credit, at least I try and understand why I'm such a douchebag, instead of just laying back and accepting it.

(yes, every thread is about me. But do continue on, sirc is postwhoering more then I, and it upsets me. I blame my shaky internetz connection)

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 6:08pm

Originally Posted by SifuAbel

Lets not lose site of the thread here. This isn't about chris agreeing to, then ducking, that ninja guy. This is about sirc agreeing to, and eventually ducking out from, Munacra and hungry Joe.

let's say he DOES duck

You know that you're still an idiot who wasted his life doing little monkey dances, right?

So c'mon, you know you want to brag a little! How long will it be until we see Rudy 2.o? And are you going to credit your teachers or claim you discovered it all in the monkey katas?

**Nefron** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 6:09pm

Hey, lets crash my Apache.

**Cy Q. Faunce** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 7:11pm

Originally Posted by SifuAbel

Yes, the ISP is in tampa, I'm in lakeland.

Tell me you didn't coach http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angilo_Freeland. Please.

**Tenebrous** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 7:24pm

Originally Posted by Nefron

Hey, lets crash my Apache.

You'll let me crash your helicopter? You're my new bestest friend ever.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 6/15/2009 10:04pm

I'd like to state that I hold no ill will towards Sirc, despite his remarks about my home and family. This is the internet.

It is doubtful that he would have said those things to mine or most others face.

July 4 is probably not good for me. I plan to use air miles to fly whoever, where ever. If I remember correctly, holidays are not part of the deal for flights using miles. If they are, it will surely cost more.

Munacra wants to go to CA. Sirc wants a trip to TX. I've lived in both states and both are awesome in their own right (directed at you Sirc for your remarks about my state).

Sad that you don't want to come to Oklahoma. The people are, for the most part, a hospitable bunch, excepting those that eat their young.

It would be good if however this plays out, someone were to pick up the visitor and give them a bed for the night or however long they stay.

Video is a must.

Let the smack talking resume......