Judo.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:16am

By the way, ******, I went out to buy some ice cream with my girlfriend and having a life while your wife is assassinating your sexual identity and your children are eating your dreams.

In fact, as I sit here and type, my girlfriend is feeding me ice cream. It's delicious.

Let's do this, let's have a Unified MMA ruleset. Then we'll run a track, any track you want, and then a rally stage. And finally, we'll learn a choreographed ballet number and have it judged by ballet teachers to see who did it best. Winner takes all.

Your children will make beautiful live mantle pieces and your wife will make a wonderful gardener. I have a shed out back she can live in.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:18am

Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist

Udehishigi-sankaku-gatame: Your friend in the fight against the turtle

I'll try that next time.

Tenebrous actually showed me a few good turtle break techniques such as the "bucking bronco" and the "asshole back triangle" technique. Which I've used both to great success tonight.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:22am

Don't even bother responding. I've already won.

Edit:

I suppose that I should explain why. Whereas you are good at one thing. I am good at that one thing and everything else.

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:24am

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

It hurts.

Pain is irrelevant.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:30am

Originally Posted by Lu Tze

Pain is irrelevant.

No. You're wrong.

Pain is really relevant. Because it hurts. I don't see where you're going with this possible inspirational poster idea of yours. Perhaps you should think about splaying this below a picture of an Eagle flying over the Appalachian Mountains during the sunset.

I think you've got something going here.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:37am

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

Ballet is the most physically challenging thing any human could ever do. Your daughters are tougher than you. *****.

The fact that I've done ballet for 7 years as well as Martial Arts for over 10 makes me more amazing than you.

Not to mention the fact that I'm also an accomplished auto-x driver and rally driver.

Be glad that I let you leave with your limbs in tact and your bones unbroken. As for your belt and your dignity, leave those, they belong to me.

Sarcasto,

Are you willing to fight?

We can leave the **** talking until you reply.

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**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:37am

****.

I love being a winner.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:41am

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

****.

I love being a winner.

Answer please.

*****

What rule set?

......pulls on troll hook.....

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:43am

Originally Posted by hungryjoe

Answer please.

*****

What rule set?

......pulls on troll hook.....

I know that In oklahoma they set the reading comprehension bar a little low. But go back a few posts.

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 12:47am

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

I know that In oklahoma they set the reading comprehension bar a little low. But go back a few posts.

OK

Judo it is.

You'd have had a slighly, albiet slighly small chance if you had included you points sparring TKD **** in the rule set.

Do you want to roll? No turtles here,.

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