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    Quote Originally Posted by 7thSamurai View Post
    The time frame for the challenge has expired. I am the undisputed Beer Drinking/Rib Eating Champion! All others suck!
    Sorry. Your frawless victoly is not complete until you start at least 10 threads on this subject, wherein you announce your greatness and demand attention and approbation. Each thread must get at least 500 responses, most of which will need to involve implied threats of personal violence and gratuitious swearing delivered in a highly condescending manner.

    ONLY then can you declare victory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer View Post
    Damn, that was my only chance to beat someone at an interwebs grudge match.
    Relax, once 7thsamurai follows through with the extremely sound advice I just gave, approximately 207% of the forum will hate him, and you will win by default since everyone will back you and your claims just to spite him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7thSamurai View Post
    I challenge you to heavy beer drinking and baby back rib eating. Winner takes all. You have 6 min to respond or the challenge is off. You also have to wear a white shirt for the rib eating contest.
    It is on beatch! add in some pecan logs and you're finished!! Do you know the power of CaliCookout!?!?
    Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Sorry. Your frawless victoly is not complete until you start at least 10 threads on this subject, wherein you announce your greatness and demand attention and approbation. Each thread must get at least 500 responses, most of which will need to involve implied threats of personal violence and gratuitious swearing delivered in a highly condescending manner.

    ONLY then can you declare victory.
    They must be balanced with another 10 threads following, whose express purpose is to tell everyone else on the planet how much they suck at said competition.

    Understand, your greatness threads will contain plenty of insults and telling people they suck too, but they will begin with you proclaiming your greatness and migrating to telling others how much they suck. These next 10 threads will follow the same pattern in opposite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Relax, once 7thsamurai follows through with the extremely sound advice I just gave, approximately 207% of the forum will hate him, and you will win by default since everyone will back you and your claims just to spite him.
    Wow, that's great news, but, I don't have to say the n-word, right? Because, I'm from Detroit and I know better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Relax, once 7thsamurai follows through with the extremely sound advice I just gave, approximately 207% of the forum will hate him, and you will win by default since everyone will back you and your claims just to spite him.

    First, it's 7thSamurai, not 7thsamurai. Once you figure this out, I'll resolve your other issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7thSamurai View Post
    The time frame for the challenge has expired. I am the undisputed Beer Drinking/Rib Eating Champion! All others suck!
    adjusted for Pacific Std Time=I winn!!
    Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer View Post
    Wow, that's great news, but, I don't have to say the n-word, right? Because, I'm from Detroit and I know better.
    No, you don't. SeventhSamooraye will need to drop a few very carefully timed and planned racial slurs in his 10 thread greatness attempt. You must play the stoic yet politically correct better man.

    Quote Originally Posted by 7thSamurai View Post
    First, it's 7thSamurai, not 7thsamurai. Once you figure this out, I'll resolve your other issues.
    Sorry SehfenthShamurye. I'll get it right next time.

    Quote Originally Posted by theotherserge View Post
    adjusted for Pacific Std Time=I winn!!
    I think you just divided by zero. You arrogant ass, you've killed us all!

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    see? you are all cowering right now, only I remain...victorious!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherserge View Post
    adjusted for Pacific Std Time=I winn!!

    Listen, I don't know what a Pacific STD is, but I hope you can get a doctor to clear that up for you.



    Still the undisputed B&BBQR Champion!

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