Judo.

**Whacker** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:23pm

Originally Posted by 7thSamurai

The time frame for the challenge has expired. I am the undisputed Beer Drinking/Rib Eating Champion! All others suck!

Sorry. Your frawless victoly is not complete until you start at least 10 threads on this subject, wherein you announce your greatness and demand attention and approbation. Each thread must get at least 500 responses, most of which will need to involve implied threats of personal violence and gratuitious swearing delivered in a highly condescending manner.

ONLY then can you declare victory.

**Whacker** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:25pm

Originally Posted by Beezer

Damn, that was my only chance to beat someone at an interwebs grudge match.

Relax, once 7thsamurai follows through with the extremely sound advice I just gave, approximately 207% of the forum will hate him, and you will win by default since everyone will back you and your claims just to spite him.

**theotherserge** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:26pm

Originally Posted by 7thSamurai

I challenge you to heavy beer drinking and baby back rib eating. Winner takes all. You have 6 min to respond or the challenge is off. You also have to wear a white shirt for the rib eating contest.

It is on beatch! add in some pecan logs and you're finished!! Do you know the power of CaliCookout!?!?

**G-Off** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:27pm

Originally Posted by Whacker

Sorry. Your frawless victoly is not complete until you start at least 10 threads on this subject, wherein you announce your greatness and demand attention and approbation. Each thread must get at least 500 responses, most of which will need to involve implied threats of personal violence and gratuitious swearing delivered in a highly condescending manner.

ONLY then can you declare victory.

They must be balanced with another 10 threads following, whose express purpose is to tell everyone else on the planet how much they suck at said competition.

Understand, your greatness threads will contain plenty of insults and telling people they suck too, but they will begin with you proclaiming your greatness and migrating to telling others how much they suck. These next 10 threads will follow the same pattern in opposite.

**Beezer** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:27pm

Originally Posted by Whacker

Relax, once 7thsamurai follows through with the extremely sound advice I just gave, approximately 207% of the forum will hate him, and you will win by default since everyone will back you and your claims just to spite him.

Wow, that's great news, but, I don't have to say the n-word, right? Because, I'm from Detroit and I know better.

**7thSamurai** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:27pm

Originally Posted by Whacker

Relax, once 7thsamurai follows through with the extremely sound advice I just gave, approximately 207% of the forum will hate him, and you will win by default since everyone will back you and your claims just to spite him.

First, it's 7thSamurai, not 7thsamurai. Once you figure this out, I'll resolve your other issues.

**theotherserge** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:29pm

Originally Posted by 7thSamurai

The time frame for the challenge has expired. I am the undisputed Beer Drinking/Rib Eating Champion! All others suck!

adjusted for Pacific Std Time=I winn!!

**Whacker** · Posted On: 6/18/2009 9:33pm

Originally Posted by Beezer

Wow, that's great news, but, I don't have to say the n-word, right? Because, I'm from Detroit and I know better.

No, you don't. SeventhSamooraye will need to drop a few very carefully timed and planned racial slurs in his 10 thread greatness attempt. You must play the stoic yet politically correct better man.

Originally Posted by 7thSamurai

First, it's 7thSamurai, not 7thsamurai. Once you figure this out, I'll resolve your other issues.

Sorry SehfenthShamurye. I'll get it right next time.

Originally Posted by theotherserge

adjusted for Pacific Std Time=I winn!!

I think you just divided by zero. You arrogant ass, you've killed us all!