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    Iranian Ninjers......Bujinkan Apparently

    http://www.redshinobi.com

    Fucking Iranian Ninjers. The US should invade Iran solely for this bullshit.

    They claim to be Bujinkan, however, when you see **** like this:
    http://www.redshinobi.com/vid/jifast.wmv
    http://www.redshinobi.com/vid/fkata.wmv

    And pictures that belong is pictures of disaster.

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    Oh my god. Sho Kosugi is alive and well and teaching Ninjitsu in Iran. Ashida move over ya fat bastard...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KageKaze
    http://www.redshinobi.com

    Fucking Iranian Ninjers. The US should invade Iran solely for this bullshit.

    They claim to be Bujinkan, however, when you see **** like this:
    http://www.redshinobi.com/vid/jifast.wmv
    http://www.redshinobi.com/vid/fkata.wmv

    And pictures that belong is pictures of disaster.

    :wtfgif9fr was that?!?

    The vids looked like bad CMA....really bad CMA...in ninja costumes...so maybe it's Kuk Sool Won?!? I dunno...

    God, that was horrible...

    I'm gonna go back to drinking my Korean Kola :qpepsi:

    Edit:

    That dude looks sooooo coooool...we can't invade. We'd kill off his coolness.

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    These guys strike me as being taught by someone who did Kung Fu or what have you, bought a Richard Van Donk home study course, got to Shodan and thought "What the ****, I'm in Iran, there's no other x-kan instructors here, I'll just add a bunch of made up shite to the Buj curriculum to make it more NINJA~!"

    Fucking goofs. I'm sure those videos would make Takamatsu spin in his grave. :P

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    Let's play where did you nick some of that form from?

    So far I reckon I can see a bit of Ditan Quan (ground boxing), Hou Quan (monkey boxing) , Juijiu Quan (drunken boxing), Hung Gar but thankfully no Capoeira that would take it to an all new low.
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    Capoeria ninjas?!?

    Dude, Brazilian ninja babes...

    That's like three fantasies in one!

    THE TRIFECTA!!!

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    A thought re: the trifecta: the ultra trifecta would be Shaolin JKD Ninjas, combining the ultimate Martial Marketing tools of Shaolin Monks, Bruce Lee and Ninjas. There'd be no stopping them. :P

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    I once saw an all girl Japanese Breakdance Crew (B-Girls) all about 5 foot high doing really cool moves.

    Also I don't think those Iranian ninjas can be real because I own this secret ninja training scroll that I learn all my moves from:

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageKaze
    http://www.redshinobi.com

    Fucking Iranian Ninjers. The US should invade Iran solely for this bullshit.

    They claim to be Bujinkan, however, when you see **** like this:
    http://www.redshinobi.com/vid/jifast.wmv
    http://www.redshinobi.com/vid/fkata.wmv

    And pictures that belong is pictures of disaster.


    what in the name of Allah is going on here??

    MA in Iran is a big deal though. They even have their own UFC going on. If the country ever becomes 'free' - they will be full of good combative Martial Artist. This is not a good example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance
    I once saw an all girl Japanese Breakdance Crew (B-Girls) all about 5 foot high doing really cool moves.

    Also I don't think those Iranian ninjas can be real because I own this secret ninja training scroll that I learn all my moves from:
    Ah you only have ONE of the scrolls. At one point I owned all 6 which featured each sensei demonstrating the NINJA use of their chosen weapon plus two others.


    Also note this same company publish another two part NINJUTSU comic as well as RONALD REAGON'S COMMANDOs, I think they did a Stallone comic as well.
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