Mukashi no jutsu - Doug DeRenzo

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 8:01am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Hmmm you are better man than me because, I'm still waiting for something useful in the first place. Oh yeah, off to YMAS.

I think this thread is MABS material.
With seemingly excessive lapring and no solid evidence of teaching credentials and all...

I'm still trying to read the kanji he drew on the side of his garage in one of his photos. I'd be willing to wager デーレンソウさんは　日本語が
わかりません。

**Yoj** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 8:04am

Originally Posted by Humanzee

I think this thread is MABS material.
With seemingly excessive lapring and no solid evidence of teaching credentials and all...

I'm still trying to read the kanji he drew on the side of his garage in one of his photos. I'd be willing to wager デーレンソウさんは　日本語が
わかりません。

Which pic?

It's a curious thread. It's not often someone starts a thread themselves, about themselves, then goes on to 'proove' their point by demonstrating how little they know and exposing their own lies...

**Jeff C.** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 8:21am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Hmmm you are better man than me because, I'm still waiting for something useful in the first place. Oh yeah, off to YMAS.

No, I think you are right bro, upon further reflection. This thread has been surreal.

Jeff Cook

**catfishaggie** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 10:43am

Originally Posted by Jeff C.

This thread has been surreal.

Jeff, I couldn't said it better myself.

**Cy Q. Faunce** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 10:57am

Originally Posted by Yoj

It's not often someone starts a thread themselves, about themselves, then goes on to 'proove' their point by demonstrating how little they know and exposing their own lies...

You might be surprised. Many of the bullshidoka we expose came here of their own accord. I cannot explain it, but it is true.

**Dsimon3387** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 11:45am

All I can figure is that Sten was giving a cry for help.. he knew he was teaching Biullshido but could not as the teacher say as much so his more ethical side (Freud's super Ego) caused him to start a thread so that he could, through his actions on the thread confirm for all... the nature of the Bullshido he teaches....

Like Musashi huh? If I had a dime for every "grip the sword like a bat Walmart brand" swordsman who decided they would be like Musashi and invent their own style.... We could all take a nice long vacation with dancing girls and copious amounts of alcohol.

Yeah Dougie its easy the sword and all, anyone can with a bit of creativity and insporation weild a three foot razor blade, or two.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 11:50am

Originally Posted by Yoj

Which pic?

It's a curious thread. It's not often someone starts a thread themselves, about themselves, then goes on to 'proove' their point by demonstrating how little they know and exposing their own lies...

Upper Right.

The very first one that looks like #... I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to be. Even the Kanji dictionary gave me a brief shrug. Maybe he meant 元?

Second, 日 nichi/hon, could mean sun, or Japan... Nothing that says "mukashi" anywhere so far as I can see.

Third, の is posessive, IMO the only one he got right.

If he was trying to write 術 (skill) with that last one, he quite a bit off. Whatever cereal box he got this from... no idea.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 12:53pm

Originally Posted by Humanzee

I'd be willing to wager デーレンソウさんは　日本語が
わかりません。

Derenzo-san?

Damn, Humanzee, you're far more courteous than li'l ol' me.

I'd go with:

Aho-derenzo

Derenzo-kun

Derenzo-no-yatsu

Derenzo-no-tomma

Kuso-derenzo

Derenzo-no-bakka

If my wife were here at the moment, the list would likely be endless...

**Yoj** · Posted On: 6/27/2009 12:55pm

Originally Posted by Humanzee

Upper Right.

The very first one that looks like #... I have no idea what the hell that's supposed to be. Even the Kanji dictionary gave me a brief shrug. Maybe he meant 元?

Second, 日 nichi/hon, could mean sun, or Japan... Nothing that says "mukashi" anywhere so far as I can see.

Third, の is posessive, IMO the only one he got right.

If he was trying to write 術 (skill) with that last one, he quite a bit off. Whatever cereal box he got this from... no idea.

It's mukashi, done badly, I can't copy and paste from my dictionary. Ah, i could of course use the internetz:

http://japanese.about.com/blkod346.htm

I've been taught how to write kana and kanji, I'm not very good, especially at kanji, but hey, I had real lessons, someone here didn't. Yet another faked skill :D