A Poem About McDojos

**oce** · Posted On: 10/31/2002 7:12am

STREET SEX VOODOO
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SPEEDING BLOOD WAVES OF SUBCONSCIOUS HELL
STOP ME IN THE STREET AND ASK FOR MY INNOCENCE
TURN AROUND FIX YOUR HAIR AND RAGGED LIMBS AND SEE
OLD MEN STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE LIKE IN FRANCE
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT OR YOU'LL BECOME ONE OF THEM
WHILE EMPTY BOTTLES I STUFF INTO HOLY ORIFICES
THE ULTIMATE PAGAN SACRIFICE IN MY BASTARD SOCIETY
SUICIDES ON MY SIDE BUT ONLY IN MY FUCKING MIND
THROW YOUR LOOSE CHANGE AT SMIRKING GIANT BIRDS
INSTEAD OF PLAYING WHORE TO COMMERCIALISED PAIN
SPEAK TO THE UNTIDY AND THE SMILING AND THE FIERY
TIRE OF THE FAST TIRE OF THE SLOW JUST DON'T CARE
CONVENIENCE FOOD INTERLUDE
BUY SOMETHING ALL OUR LIGHTS ARE ON I KNOW ITS WARM
STOP IT MY FOOT HURTS IN MY NEW SCHU
POSSIBLY WITH SOME KIND OF MACHINE I MOTORIZE
THE CLASSLESS INTO BLOODY SUBMISSION WHILE
AN OLD MAN AND A YOUNG BOY FIX A U-BOAT
AND MY STEPMOTHER HAS LESBIAN SEX WITH HER SISTER
I JUST RIDE THE ESCALATOR CLEANING MY NEW SCHU
WITH SOME KIND OF MACHINE
SEEING CINEMATIC INCEST ARMAGEDDON UNFOLDING
LIKE SEMEN ENCRUSTED ORIGAMI
TOSSED ASIDE BY ENIGMATIC JAPANESE PROSTITUTES
IN MY DREAM VIDEO GAMES OSAKA WHORES NEVER BORES
ONCE HOME I LIE AWAKE SLEEP TAKE OFF MY SCHUS
DIE FOR HOURS SLEEPING DREAMING LIKE DAYS
FROZEN FOOD SHUT THE **** UP MAAH MASTURBATION
SOMETIMES ALL DAYS COULD BE LIKE THAT
THEN ALL NIGHTS I WEAR A HAT AND THINK OF BAVARIAN
BARNS AND CHEAP JAPANESE EROTICA BEFORE LEAVING
AT UNREASONABLE HOURS FOR A DAY IN THE SWEET WARMTH
OF SUGAR ALCOHOL INDUCED DELIGHTS WHILE AN OLD MAN
WHORES HIMSELF TO A WIDE VARIETY OF PEOPLE
I'D WATCH BUT I HAVE TO HAVE FUCKING FOOD
OCTOGENARIAN ORAL SEX IS NOT PREFERABLE TO PIZZA
UNLESS THE PIZZA HAS HAM ON IT

"I don't "spar." I hurt, kill and maim" -Some guy who I wanted to spar with once, I think. Good guy.

**oce** · Posted On: 10/31/2002 7:12am

I guess it wasn't really about McDojos. I thought it was catchy though.

"I don't "spar." I hurt, kill and maim" -Some guy who I wanted to spar with once, I think. Good guy.

**Mercurius** · Posted On: 10/31/2002 7:29pm

Catchy, like a Linkin Park song.

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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**oce** · Posted On: 10/31/2002 10:03pm

Rave reviews!

Michael · Posted On: 10/31/2002 11:32pm

How about:
Roses red
Violets are dead
Look at me
So I can kick you in the head
If you take me to the ground
I'll armbar you instead
Take that to your McSensei
With all the lies you've been fed.

Two guys walk into a bar....ouch that's gotta hurt.