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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Okay, okay, dammit, you forced it out of me. . .
    yes, I own a three-sectional staff.

    No, I'm not proud of it.

    But, they say admitting there is a problem
    is the first step to recovery, right?




    What?
    No, I didn't admit anything.
    I was just saying. . .
    no, I don't have a problem!

    A what?

    Do you see a three-sectional staff?

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Stop following me.

    I'm outta here!!

    `~/


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    In my defence, I used to teach kung fu, so there's a reason why I've got a three-sectional staff ... or three. And several spears, two kwan-dao, two monks' spades, and two tiger forks.

    Did I mention I'm selling stuff? Anybody interested? Isn't this the "Weapons I Most Want to Own" thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meex View Post
    Okay, okay, dammit, you forced it out of me. . .
    yes, I own a three-sectional staff.

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    Meh. I own three of them. One of which I built.
    Then again, I did performance wushu, so I find it completely justified.
    I'm considering building a fourth - just for fun - out of chain and steel pipe. I plan on taking up metalworking this summer, so which should give me ample opportunity to do so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    In my defence, I used to teach kung fu, so there's a reason why I've got a three-sectional staff ... or three. And several spears, two kwan-dao, two monks' spades, and two tiger forks.

    Did I mention I'm selling stuff? Anybody interested? Isn't this the "Weapons I Most Want to Own" thread?
    Got any hook swords or married sabers? Because those are pretty damn neat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Got any hook swords or married sabers? Because those are pretty damn neat.
    I've got two pairs of buttterfly swords!

    And, a stick with double-daggers hidden inside!

    `~/

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    Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:

    That is, in fact, the most practical of all weapons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:


    HEHEHEH when ever I see that thing I think about how I sent out the reverse 911 call about it. Good times.

    http://www.intrado.com

    From Wikipedia
    "According to Grand County commissioner James Newberry, Grand County emergency dispatchers used the reverse 911 emergency system to notify many residents and property owners of the rampage going on in the town.[3] Thus, many people were forewarned and were able to get out of harm's way."

    Whoa! how fat was that ************?

    "Heemeyer's body was subsequently removed by police with a crane, though it took twelve hours for them to cut through the hatch with an oxyacetylene cutting torch."
    Last edited by Planktime; 4/17/2009 12:22pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    That is, in fact, the most practical of all weapons.
    You'd think so by looking at it, but honestly a Killdozer never actually killed anyone, and once you get inside you can't get back out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:
    I probably shouldn't mention my three-sectional killdozer then.

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