Post the Most Impractical Weapon You Own!

**Meex** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 11:49am

Okay, okay, dammit, you forced it out of me. . .
yes, I own a three-sectional staff.

No, I'm not proud of it.

But, they say admitting there is a problem
is the first step to recovery, right?

What?
No, I didn't admit anything.
I was just saying. . .
no, I don't have a problem!

A what?

Do you see a three-sectional staff?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Stop following me.

I'm outta here!!

`~/

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**Chili Pepper** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 11:53am

In my defence, I used to teach kung fu, so there's a reason why I've got a three-sectional staff ... or three. And several spears, two kwan-dao, two monks' spades, and two tiger forks.

Did I mention I'm selling stuff? Anybody interested? Isn't this the "Weapons I Most Want to Own" thread?

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 12:00pm

Originally Posted by Meex

Okay, okay, dammit, you forced it out of me. . .
yes, I own a three-sectional staff.

.

Meh. I own three of them. One of which I built.
Then again, I did performance wushu, so I find it completely justified.
I'm considering building a fourth - just for fun - out of chain and steel pipe. I plan on taking up metalworking this summer, so which should give me ample opportunity to do so.

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 12:01pm

Originally Posted by Chili Pepper

In my defence, I used to teach kung fu, so there's a reason why I've got a three-sectional staff ... or three. And several spears, two kwan-dao, two monks' spades, and two tiger forks.

Did I mention I'm selling stuff? Anybody interested? Isn't this the "Weapons I Most Want to Own" thread?

Got any hook swords or married sabers? Because those are pretty damn neat.

**Meex** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 12:09pm

Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw

Got any hook swords or married sabers? Because those are pretty damn neat.

I've got two pairs of buttterfly swords!

And, a stick with double-daggers hidden inside!

`~/

**Rivington** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 12:12pm

Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 12:18pm

Originally Posted by Rivington

Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:

That is, in fact, the most practical of all weapons.

**Planktime** · Posted On: 4/17/2009 12:19pm

Originally Posted by Rivington

Hmm, most impractical is probably my killdozer:

HEHEHEH when ever I see that thing I think about how I sent out the reverse 911 call about it. Good times.

http://www.intrado.com

From Wikipedia
"According to Grand County commissioner James Newberry, Grand County emergency dispatchers used the reverse 911 emergency system to notify many residents and property owners of the rampage going on in the town.[3] Thus, many people were forewarned and were able to get out of harm's way."

Whoa! how fat was that ************?

"Heemeyer's body was subsequently removed by police with a crane, though it took twelve hours for them to cut through the hatch with an oxyacetylene cutting torch."