Thread: Butcher Knife-Fu
1/14/2004 5:30pm, #1
Knife-Wielding 90-Year-Old Sends Intruder Packing
Wed Jan 14,10:21 AM ET
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A 90-year old New Zealand man grabbed a carving knife from his kitchen and chased away a masked intruder who had threatened his wife with a butter knife.
The intruder waved the flimsy weapon at David Saulbrey's wife when she tried to ring the police to report Tuesday's break-in at their home in Lower Hutt, near Wellington, the Dominion-Post newspaper reported.
Saulbrey, who failed to hear the hapless intruder's demand for money because he was not wearing his hearing aid, then beat the burglar in a search for a more threatening weapon.
"Once I got the carving knife I said: 'Now you bastard, you're for it.' With that he threw his knife at me and took off out the door," Saulbrey told the newspaper.
"I was that bloody wild I would have stuck (the knife) in his Adam's apple," he said.
New Zealand police said they did not recommend confronting an armed intruder but praised Saulbrey's bravery.
"He's a tough old bugger. You wouldn't think he was 90, that's for sure," Detective Scott Cooper was quoted as saying.
1/14/2004 9:13pm, #2
LOL! Now that is some funny ****.
Thieves really need to get some **** to back up there talk."did Phrost just call me a 'bitch'?"-Omega
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- The all knowing Dochter
"but like, it's possible to develop such a level of reflex that you can literally detect someones movements through sensitivity, and block without even thinking"-Apostol
That's the amazing thing about Ninjas, for sneeky cocksuckers, they are all over the place, like dog **** on your shoe.-Ronin69
1/15/2004 12:34am, #3
That is fucking good!
"Thieves really need to get some **** to back up there talk."
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1/15/2004 12:52am, #4
Carving knife > butcher knifeThe Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
1/15/2004 1:34am, #5
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Anyone who threatens anybody with a BUTTER knife deserves to be chopped...Canuckyokushin:
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
1/15/2004 7:21am, #6
I had an incident once around my old house....some questionable people in a car riding around causing some trouble... My friend, neighbor, went out with a pastry knife ( I had my .44 mag)...After the non incident I asked him " what were you going to do with that?".... he wasn't sure. I guess frost them.
1/15/2004 10:23am, #7