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    PUSHUPS 4 THIS:

    "The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways."


    MOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    Then did he ask you why the **** you were hanging around that class?
    If he was that quippy I doubt he would've been there in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by white_kimbo View Post
    mr. bad guy, i insist that you change your user name to johnny kickass. that entery was well worth the wait.
    seconded.
    Let your anger be like a monkey trapped inside a pinata; waiting inside, hoping that the children don't break through with the stick.

    -Master Tang (Kung Pow! Enter the Fist)

    A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicko1 View Post
    Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    If he was that quippy I doubt he would've been there in the first place.
    What is your excuse?
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.
    Great line.

    Nice to see you come out on top for once.
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    Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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    MrBadGuy updates FF and i JIZZ-IN-MY-PANTS

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    Next entry ASAP D:

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    Wowie-wow, great success!

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    Only 3 paragraphs in and have to commend you on some giant WIN.



    "The main draw to his school was that it was so damn close. I could literally walk there. I mean, I didn’t. I totally drove. But I could’ve walked there. "


    Brilliant. Brilliant.

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    I would add... "unless you're an instructor."

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