Forever Fat II; Still livin' life, Still eatin' bulldinkietwinkies

**Siniq** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 2:51pm

PUSHUPS 4 THIS:

"The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

"That was grappling. Real MMA."

"Where do I go for that?"

I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways."

MOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 3:16pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

Then did he ask you why the **** you were hanging around that class?

If he was that quippy I doubt he would've been there in the first place.

**ZenOfAnger** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 3:38pm

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

mr. bad guy, i insist that you change your user name to johnny kickass. that entery was well worth the wait.

seconded.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 3:38pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

If he was that quippy I doubt he would've been there in the first place.

What is your excuse?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 6:51pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

Great line.

Nice to see you come out on top for once.

**danno** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 7:37pm

MrBadGuy updates FF and i JIZZ-IN-MY-PANTS

**Critical Jo** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 9:27pm

Next entry ASAP D:

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 5/14/2009 9:35pm

Wowie-wow, great success!

**kiridoku** · Posted On: 5/15/2009 8:34am

Only 3 paragraphs in and have to commend you on some giant WIN.

"The main draw to his school was that it was so damn close. I could literally walk there. I mean, I didn’t. I totally drove. But I could’ve walked there. "

Brilliant. Brilliant.