232638 Bullies, 4016 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 41 to 50 of 441
Page 5 of 45 FirstFirst 12345 678915 ... LastLast
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. omoplatypus is offline
    omoplatypus's Avatar

    Merry Christmas! shitter's full...

    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    4,331

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 1:25pm

    supporting member
     Style: BJJ/Judo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    mr. bad guy, i insist that you change your user name to johnny kickass. that entery was well worth the wait.
    --------

    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
  2. Kid Miracleman is offline
    Kid Miracleman's Avatar

    Rowsdower!

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Parts Unknown!
    Posts
    3,249

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:09pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: On Hiatus

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    My nipples got so hard while reading that chapter that I can use 'em to cut diamonds. A winner is you!
  3. 3moose1 is offline
    3moose1's Avatar

    United States Marine.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    San Clemente
    Posts
    9,530

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:17pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm so very upset i haven't heard this until now.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  4. MrBadGuy is offline
    MrBadGuy's Avatar

    King of the Impossible

    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Seven Seas of Rhye
    Posts
    2,902

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:23pm

    supporting member
     Style: Grapplomancer

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Well I try to tell you these things, but you're always going on about "domes" and "boats".
  5. 3moose1 is offline
    3moose1's Avatar

    United States Marine.

    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    San Clemente
    Posts
    9,530

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:25pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    dayyyyyyyum.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  6. omoplatypus is offline
    omoplatypus's Avatar

    Merry Christmas! shitter's full...

    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    4,331

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:28pm

    supporting member
     Style: BJJ/Judo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    please please please please please tell me this kid followed you around and you taught him teh r34l d34dly and you opened up your own school and ran the ninjers out of huston!!!!
    --------

    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.
  7. Uncle Skippy is offline

    See my tongue. SEE IT!

    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Out West, USA
    Posts
    2,334

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:37pm

    Business Class Supporting Member
      Style: BJJ, MT, TKD

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    One of the 12 year old girls in the class asks, "How does that hurt?"
    An MMA class and someone doesn't know how an armbar hurts?

    In that case, it stands for "Mashed Martial Arts". They don't resemble their original respective arts in any way.
  8. 1point2 is offline
    1point2's Avatar

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    4,148

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:40pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: 剛 and 柔

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Please post more.

    I'm amazed at the number of opportunities the instructor had to derail this stupidity. If he had a spine, or an ounce of martial artist-ness, he could've told you to **** off, acknowledged that your technique worked, or any number of other successful techniques to avoid the idiocy that you describe. Instead he has the ignorance-based hubris to try his technique against yours. Always a good idea with a new, previously-trained guy off the street while in front of class!
    What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. -Xenophon's Socrates
  9. Kid Miracleman is offline
    Kid Miracleman's Avatar

    Rowsdower!

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Parts Unknown!
    Posts
    3,249

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:45pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: On Hiatus

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Oh, one more thing...

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
    I am so proud a' you, boy. <does push-ups>
  10. Snake Plissken is offline
    Snake Plissken's Avatar

    When I Get Back

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    11,559

    Posted On:
    5/14/2009 2:51pm

    supporting member
     

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
    Then did he ask you why the **** you were hanging around that class?
Page 5 of 45 FirstFirst 12345 678915 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.