Forever Fat II; Still livin' life, Still eatin' bulldinkietwinkies

**The Question** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 12:03pm

Damn. Brown belt, homie? And you have a girlfriend that trains? I'm fucking jealous, son.

Good luck on the brown and beyond journey and ****. Also, how old are you? It seems like you've had a lot of **** happening for a very long time.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 12:22pm

TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

- I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

- Next month will be the 10 year anniversary of me starting BJJ

- I started Kuk Sool Won 15 years ago

- It has taken 4 1/2 years to write Forever Fat Acts I & II

- I feel old as **** now.

**Brazzzuka** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 3:39pm

Dude awesome post, i was wanting for an update for a long time lol.

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**The Question** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 4:31pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

- I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

- Next month will be the 10 year anniversary of me starting BJJ

- I started Kuk Sool Won 15 years ago

- It has taken 4 1/2 years to write Forever Fat Acts I & II

- I feel old as **** now.

Seriously? 23? Dude, you're in law school, have a BJJ brownbelt with 10 years of experience. You should feel on top of the fucking world. Not to mention the girlfriend who is into cuddling. Dude, what the ****? I'm almost 4 years older than you and have none of those things. And how I motherfucking want them. Good ****, son. Thanks for the entertainment.

**DKJr** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 5:36pm

Bravo sir! Forever the King of Awesome!

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/14/2012 12:46pm

it brought a tear to my eye....

goodbye, mr. bad guy. you were always my favorite. and now that forever fat is done until the day you get your black belt, there is nothing left for me on bullshido.

goodbye bullshido. thanks for the mammaries.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 7/14/2012 10:03pm

Gordon, you suck, and you're going to be a terrible lawyer.

**misanthropic777** · Posted On: 7/20/2012 7:06pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

- I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

- I feel old as **** now.

Could you please stand still while I punch you in the face several times, and then shake your hand and buy you a beverage?

Congrats! Sounds like things are moving apace in a positive fashion.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 7/24/2012 12:04pm

Originally Posted by MrBadGuy

TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

- I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

- Next month will be the 10 year anniversary of me starting BJJ

- I started Kuk Sool Won 15 years ago

- It has taken 4 1/2 years to write Forever Fat Acts I & II

- I feel old as **** now.

awww..you're like the son I forced some chick to have aborted. :-)

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 7/24/2012 9:52pm

I can't count how many times i lmao while reading this thread. Awesome writing. Awesome story. Lawyers suck, write a book.

Now I get to go read part 1.