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    Damn. Brown belt, homie? And you have a girlfriend that trains? I'm fucking jealous, son.

    Good luck on the brown and beyond journey and ****. Also, how old are you? It seems like you've had a lot of **** happening for a very long time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

    - I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

    - Next month will be the 10 year anniversary of me starting BJJ

    - I started Kuk Sool Won 15 years ago

    - It has taken 4 1/2 years to write Forever Fat Acts I & II

    - I feel old as **** now.

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    Dude awesome post, i was wanting for an update for a long time lol.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

    - I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

    - Next month will be the 10 year anniversary of me starting BJJ

    - I started Kuk Sool Won 15 years ago

    - It has taken 4 1/2 years to write Forever Fat Acts I & II

    - I feel old as **** now.
    Seriously? 23? Dude, you're in law school, have a BJJ brownbelt with 10 years of experience. You should feel on top of the fucking world. Not to mention the girlfriend who is into cuddling. Dude, what the ****? I'm almost 4 years older than you and have none of those things. And how I motherfucking want them. Good ****, son. Thanks for the entertainment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
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    Bravo sir! Forever the King of Awesome!

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
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    it brought a tear to my eye....

    goodbye, mr. bad guy. you were always my favorite. and now that forever fat is done until the day you get your black belt, there is nothing left for me on bullshido.

    goodbye bullshido. thanks for the mammaries.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Gordon, you suck, and you're going to be a terrible lawyer.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

    - I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)


    - I feel old as **** now.
    Could you please stand still while I punch you in the face several times, and then shake your hand and buy you a beverage?

    Congrats! Sounds like things are moving apace in a positive fashion.

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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    TIME FOR FACTS ABOUT TIME:

    - I turned 23 on July 9th (presumably my AARP membership card is in the mail)

    - Next month will be the 10 year anniversary of me starting BJJ

    - I started Kuk Sool Won 15 years ago

    - It has taken 4 1/2 years to write Forever Fat Acts I & II

    - I feel old as **** now.
    awww..you're like the son I forced some chick to have aborted. :-)

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    I can't count how many times i lmao while reading this thread. Awesome writing. Awesome story. Lawyers suck, write a book.

    Now I get to go read part 1.

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